Forgetful Jokes

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Nobody:

Me: I forgot what I was going to say
Nobody:

Me: I forgot what I was going to say


Memes,  Memory Jokes,  
    
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"Youll regret your tatoos later on in life"

Dude, I forgot they're there. Lmfaooooo
"Youll regret your tatoos later on in life"

Dude, I forgot they're there. Lmfaooooo


Memes,  Tattoo Humor,  Funny Regrets,  
    
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All this forehead and I still can't remember shit
All this forehead and I still can't remember shit

Memes,  Big Forehead Jokes,  Big Head Jokes,  
    
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So this lady came in this morning and walked up to the front desk to greet us before gasping loudly and saying "I forgot my dog"

She forgot to bring her dog with her

To the VET
So this lady came in this morning and walked up to the front desk to greet us before gasping loudly and saying "I forgot my dog"

She forgot to bring her dog with her

To the VET


Memes,  Vet Jokes,  
    
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You ever pay bills so much that when you have money left over you be like... wtf did I forget to pay??
You ever pay bills so much that when you have money left over you be like... wtf did I forget to pay??

Memes,  Bills Jokes,  Good Adult Jokes,  
    
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I just read something like 'hey you know how long 2018 has been? We had an Olympics this year and everybody forgot about it.'

And I just stared off into the distance like
I just read something like 'hey you know how long 2018 has been? We had an Olympics this year and everybody forgot about it.'

And I just stared off into the distance like


Memes,  2018 Meme,  
    
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When you lose something and somebody say "Where you lose it at?"
When you lose something and somebody say "Where you lose it at?"

Memes,  Memory Jokes,  
    
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My colleague is talking about forgetting to eat.

I dont know how to forget to eat oh.

I think of my next meal while I'm eating my current meal.
My colleague is talking about forgetting to eat.

I dont know how to forget to eat oh.

I think of my next meal while I'm eating my current meal.


Memes,  Coworker Jokes,  
    
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When you forget to bring your reusable bags to the grocery store

I have failed you.
When you forget to bring your reusable bags to the grocery store

I have failed you.


Memes,  Grocery Store Joke,  Shopping Jokes,  
    
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Does anyone else ever forget they have a tattoo and then they see it and they're like I really have a whole ass tattoo
Does anyone else ever forget they have a tattoo and then they see it and they're like I really have a whole ass tattoo

Memes,  Tattoo Humor,  Jokes About Tattoos,  
    
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When you finally find your glasses
When you finally find your glasses

Memes,  When You Meme,  Glasses Jokes,  
    
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Alexa take the chicken out the freezer!
Alexa take the chicken out the freezer!

Memes,  Chicken Humor,  Technology Jokes,  
    
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One of my biggest faults is when I ask someone their name I forget to listen to what their name is
One of my biggest faults is when I ask someone their name I forget to listen to what their name is

Memes,  Kermit Meme,  
    
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"Hi can I get $20 on pump......"
"Hi can I get $20 on pump......"

Memes,  Gas Jokes,  Gas Station Meme,  
    
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Forgetting to attach the document you said was attached
Forgetting to attach the document you said was attached

Memes,  Reaction Memes,  Email Jokes,  
    
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