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You've got about as much charm as a dead slug
You've got about as much charm as a dead slug

Slug Jokes,  Funny Insult Jokes,  
    
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Excuse me as I ruin something in my head before it has a chance to happen
Excuse me as I ruin something in my head before it has a chance to happen

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You know there's some people that tell the occasional lie and others who make Pinocchio look like an amateur!!
You know there's some people that tell the occasional lie and others who make Pinocchio look like an amateur!!

Pinocchio Jokes,  Liar Jokes,  
    
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es collect  pics like baseball cards
es collect pics like baseball cards

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The struggle of still caring about your grades but lacking the motivation to do any type of work
The struggle of still caring about your grades but lacking the motivation to do any type of work

Funny School Quotes,  Funny School Sayings,  Lazy Jokes,  
    
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es always heard something but ain't heard back from da  she ed last week t
es always heard something but ain't heard back from da she ed last week t

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When I get married I want my wedding invitation to say "come thru, it's lit" and nothing else
When I get married I want my wedding invitation to say "come thru, it's lit" and nothing else

Funny Jokes,  Funny Marriage Jokes,  Marriage Humor,  
    
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guys find it sexy when a girl eats so much she has to unbutton her pants and lie down in the restaurant, right?
guys find it sexy when a girl eats so much she has to unbutton her pants and lie down in the restaurant, right?

Funny Jokes,  Funny Girl Quotes,  
    
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My room was clean but then I had to decide what to wear
My room was clean but then I had to decide what to wear

Cleaning Jokes,  Bedroom Jokes,  
    
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I like my sarcasm like I like my bacon... Laid on thick and aimed straight for the heart.
I like my sarcasm like I like my bacon... Laid on thick and aimed straight for the heart.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Sarcasm Quotes,  Sarcasm Jokes,  
    
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You can win any argument if you just keep replying with “so?” to everything they say until they have an existential crisis
You can win any argument if you just keep replying with “so?” to everything they say until they have an existential crisis

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Do u ever just see someone so hot and you're like how
Do u ever just see someone so hot and you're like how

Funny Quotes,  Funny Girl Quotes,  
    
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I prefer face to face arguments, let me see if you can capital later your tone of voice like I won't punch your throat
I prefer face to face arguments, let me see if you can capital later your tone of voice like I won't punch your throat

Funny Quotes,  Violence Jokes,  Domestic Violence,  
    
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I know right from wrong.

Wrong is the fun one.
I know right from wrong.

Wrong is the fun one.


Funny Quotes,  Funny Quotes About Life,  Funny Silly Quotes,  
    
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I dont want you

I want ur netflix password
I dont want you

I want ur netflix password


Funny Quotes,  Netflix Jokes,  Funny Love Sayings,  
    
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