Free Funny Sayings

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I consider myself a

Beginning Quilter

... I like to begin projects but I can't seem to finish them!
I consider myself a

Beginning Quilter

... I like to begin projects but I can't seem to finish them!


Sewing Puns,  Best Humorous Jokes,  Short Funny Puns,  
    
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Keep calm

And hunker down
Keep calm

And hunker down


Keep Calm Jokes,  Georgia Jokes,  Georgia Bulldogs Jokes,  
    
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Ride em cowboy 

Hee haw!
Ride em cowboy

Hee haw!


Hee Haw Jokes,  Funny Cowboy Sayings,  
    
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It is time

For viking mode
It is time

For viking mode


Viking Jokes,  Really Funny Meme,  Free Online Jokes,  
    
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Nobody's perfe-

...nevermind
Nobody's perfe-

...nevermind


Ballerina Jokes,  Very Funny Sayings,  
    
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Lawyers 

Never lose their appeal!
Lawyers

Never lose their appeal!


Best Lawyer Quotes,  Great Lawyer Jokes,  Lawyer Puns,  
    
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Taurus Quotes,  Astrology Online,  
    
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If there's an asterisk next to free*

*It's not free
If there's an asterisk next to free*

*It's not free


Funny Advice,  Actual Advice Mallard (theme),  
    
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it costs $0.00 to cut you off, and i love free .
it costs $0.00 to cut you off, and i love free .

Funny Quotes,  Mean Humor,  Free Jokes Funny,  
    
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I'm only 60 on the outside...

Inside, I'm still a rebellious teenager!!
I'm only 60 on the outside...

Inside, I'm still a rebellious teenager!!


60th Birthday Jokes For Men,  Funny Age Quotes,  
    
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I'm about as trustworthy

As a bottomless pit
I'm about as trustworthy

As a bottomless pit


Memes,  Hilary Clinton Meme,  Jokes About Trust,  
    
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I am heartless and utterly ruthless

Whatever I say, it's because it suits me at the time. I'll say something else tomorrow.
I am heartless and utterly ruthless

Whatever I say, it's because it suits me at the time. I'll say something else tomorrow.


Memes,  Hilary Clinton Meme,  Funny Political Sayings,  
    
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i was dropped as a baby 

into a pool of awesomeness and badery.
i was dropped as a baby

into a pool of awesomeness and badery.


Memes,  Awesome Jokes,  
    
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I've gone through a lot in my life, I'm showing my scars for you all. I am proud of my scars.
I've gone through a lot in my life, I'm showing my scars for you all. I am proud of my scars.

Memes,  Lion King Jokes,  
    
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