Free Sms And Jokes

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Welcome to Maryland

I'll be your guide.
Welcome to Maryland

I'll be your guide.


Jokes About Maryland,  Very Funny Sms Jokes,  
    
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If chivalry is dead

Feminism killed it
If chivalry is dead

Feminism killed it


Funny Quotes,  Chivalry Jokes,  Funny Feminist Quotes,  
    
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Are you done?!

Are... You... Done?
Are you done?!

Are... You... Done?


Memes,  Kevin Hart Memes,  Funny Facebook Picture Comments,  
    
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is it just me

or does sam look super
is it just me

or does sam look super


Memes,  Grandma Finds The Internet (theme),  Sam Joke,  
    
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We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our butt then things get worse.
We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our butt then things get worse.

Relatable Posts,  Best Sms Joke,  Birth Jokes,  
    
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When someone touches my phone I automatically turn into a ninja.
When someone touches my phone I automatically turn into a ninja.

Relatable Posts,  Funny Ninja Facts,  Text Jokes For Cell Phones,  
    
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Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Relatable Posts,  Funny Stupid Facts,  Famous Funny Quotes About Life,  
    
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Time is money, money is the root of all evil, and knowledge is power. Therefore, procrastination is the key to world peace.
Time is money, money is the root of all evil, and knowledge is power. Therefore, procrastination is the key to world peace.

Relatable Posts,  Funny Money Facts,  Funny Procrastination Quotes,  
    
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My room is not messy; it is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit.
My room is not messy; it is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit.

Relatable Posts,  Lazy People Jokes,  Bed And Bedroom Jokes,  
    
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During a 3am phone call: 'Are you asleep?' 'No, I'm skydiving.'
During a 3am phone call: 'Are you asleep?' 'No, I'm skydiving.'

Relatable Posts,  Smart Alec Jokes,  Stupid Questions,  
    
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That annoying moment at class when everybody seem to understand everything, except you.
That annoying moment at class when everybody seem to understand everything, except you.

Relatable Posts,  Sms Jokes English,  College Is A Joke,  
    
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I hate how after an argument, I managed to think of really clever stuff I should have said.
I hate how after an argument, I managed to think of really clever stuff I should have said.

Relatable Posts,  Sms Jokes Latest,  
    
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I hate it when my bar of soap decides to play 'Catch me if you can!' on the shower floor.
I hate it when my bar of soap decides to play 'Catch me if you can!' on the shower floor.

Relatable Posts,  Bath Jokes,  Funny Moment,  
    
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When girls call their boyfriends 'daddy', I just want to vomit all over their existence.
When girls call their boyfriends 'daddy', I just want to vomit all over their existence.

Relatable Posts,  Annoying People Jokes,  Funny Boyfriend Quotes,  
    
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People will believe anything if you whisper it into their ears.
People will believe anything if you whisper it into their ears.

Relatable Posts,  Jokes About People,  
    
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