French Insults

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All the American flags placed on the moon are now white due to radiation from the sun.

Great, now it looks like the French went there
All the American flags placed on the moon are now white due to radiation from the sun.

Great, now it looks like the French went there


Memes,  American Memes,  
    
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"s don't vomit. they're very clean people. and they've been that way since they came to this country from france."
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"s don't vomit. they're very clean people. and they've been that way since they came to this country from france."


Demotivational Posters,  Gay Jokes Offensive,  
    
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i'm surprised they're protesting  marriage in france

i tught they were all  over there
i'm surprised they're protesting marriage in france

i tught they were all over there


Gay Marriage Jokes,  Almost Politically Correct Redneck (theme),  Gay Marriage Meme  
    
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b*tches be like

i'm french

really? where you from...*le projects*?
b*tches be like

i'm french

really? where you from...*le projects*?


French Jokes,  Funny Ethnic Jokes  
    
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Q: Whats the shortest book ever written?

A: French War Heroes.


French Jokes,  101 One Liners  
    
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TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING FRENCH:

1. When speaking fast you can make yourself sound like a homo

2. It's easy being a soap dodger

3. You get to eat shitty little things like snails and frog's legs

4. You know what you are ordering in expensive restaurants

5. You don't have to read the subtitles on those late night films on Channel

6. You can test your own nuclear weapons far away from your own doorstep

7. You can be ugly and still become a famous film star

8. If there's a war you can surrender really early

9. You don't have to bother with toilets, just shit in a hole

10. People think you're a great lover even when you're crap


Funny French Facts,  European Jokes,  Top 10 Jokes,  
    
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How do you know when a Frenchman has been in your backyard?

Your bin is empty and your dog is pregnant.


French Jokes,  Pregnant Jokes  
    
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John Kerry speaks French, but he tries to avoid it. So, if a reporter asks him questions in French he'll pretend like he doesn't understand. Bush, on the other hand, has the same problem with English.

John Kerry Jokes,  Jokes About Languages,  David Letterman Jokes  
    
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How many Frenchmen does it take to defend France?

Dont know, no one has ever tried.


France Jokes,  Joke For The Day  
    
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What do you call a Frenchman with a sheep under one arm and a goat under the other?

A bisexual!


French Jokes,  Sheep Jokes,  
    
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I had a cab driver in Paris. The man smelled like a guy eating cheese while getting a permanent inside the septic tank of a slaughterhouse. (Dennis Miller)

French Jokes,  Taxi And Cab Driver Jokes  
    
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My wife reckons that recently I have become an awkward, arrogant cunt, and she just can't understand me.

Seems like my French classes are going really well.


French Jokes,  
    
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Q: How do you brainwash a Frenchman?

A: Fill his underpants with water.


Ethnic Joke,  Ethnic Jokes,  French Jokes,  
    
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Q: What do you call a Frenchman advancing on Baghdad?

A: A salesman.


Ethnic Joke,  Ethnic Jokes,  French Jokes,  
    
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Q: What's the best place to hide your money?

A: Under a Frenchman's soap.


Money Jokes,  French Jokes,  
    
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