Fresh Sms Jokes

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tell her to stay up, put something sexy on and never sw up. #wastehertime2016
tell her to stay up, put something sexy on and never sw up. #wastehertime2016

Current Jokes 2016,  Woman Bashing Jokes,  
    
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Take my pic down I don't like people in my business

--Yo MCM
Take my pic down I don't like people in my business

--Yo MCM


Funny Jokes,  Mcm Meme,  Man Crush Monday,  
    
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I'm so sorry Anthony

I tried
I'm so sorry Anthony

I tried


Funny Jokes,  Anthony Jokes,  Sorry Jokes,  
    
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am i the only one around here

w responds to a text as soon as i get it, regardless of w is texting me?
am i the only one around here

w responds to a text as soon as i get it, regardless of w is texting me?


Memes,  
    
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Hey Marcus

Yu mad bro?
Hey Marcus

Yu mad bro?


Memes,  Marcus Jokes,  U Mad Meme,  
    
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i'm lewis, 

and i can't find my name on a coke bottle :)
i'm lewis,

and i can't find my name on a coke bottle :)


Funny Jokes,  Lewis Jokes,  Coke Jokes,  
    
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Come back, Carlos

Or else......
Come back, Carlos

Or else......


Memes,  Success Kid (theme),  Carlos Jokes,  
    
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Eric. 

He doesn't take kindly to threats.
Eric.

He doesn't take kindly to threats.


Memes,  Eric Meme,  Jokes For Sms,  
    
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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Relatable Posts,  Funny Famous Quotes,  Funny Joke Sms,  
    
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Some people just need a pat, on the head, with a hammer.
Some people just need a pat, on the head, with a hammer.

Relatable Posts,  Some Jokes That Are Funny,  
    
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Dear Mom, there are teenagers who are using drugs & getting pregnant. I'm sitting here on the internet. Sincerely, you're welcome.
Dear Mom, there are teenagers who are using drugs & getting pregnant. I'm sitting here on the internet. Sincerely, you're welcome.

Relatable Posts,  Mother Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Dear human, you get mad at me when I wake you, you get mad at me when I don't. Sincerely, confused alarm clock.
Dear human, you get mad at me when I wake you, you get mad at me when I don't. Sincerely, confused alarm clock.

Relatable Posts,  Alarm Clock Jokes,  Clock Jokes,  
    
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Dear Body Hair, if I've been waxing, plucking and shaving every time you show up, I think you should get the hint. Sincerely, Frustrated.
Dear Body Hair, if I've been waxing, plucking and shaving every time you show up, I think you should get the hint. Sincerely, Frustrated.

Relatable Posts,  Hairy Leg Jokes,  Hairy Jokes,  
    
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If I don't answer my phone the first time you call, calling five more times isn't going to make me answer.
If I don't answer my phone the first time you call, calling five more times isn't going to make me answer.

Relatable Posts,  Relatable Quotes,  Phone Call Jokes,  
    
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I don't care what your gender is, I'm calling you dude.
I don't care what your gender is, I'm calling you dude.

Relatable Posts,  Ghetto Slang Words,  Slang Jokes,  
    
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