Friction Jokes

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Friction jokesTwo kittens on a slopped roof. Which one slides off first? The one with the lowest mew.
Here you will find the funniest friction jokes. We’ve taken anything funny or viral we could find, including what you’ve sent us, and added it here.

Nerds enjoy jokes just like the rest of us, and not just cheesy ones that go over everyone else’s heads. So even if you have no idea what coefficient of friction even means you are probably aware of static friction and lube. Friction jokes cover any of those areas so there are definitely a couple of jokes here that everyone can enjoy.

We have the best collection of friction jokes on the Internet. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are here, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends!
friction

nothing's tter than that one on one feeling of felt rubbing together
friction

nothing's tter than that one on one feeling of felt rubbing together


Memes,  Sesame Street Memes,  Funny Demotivational Posters,  
    
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Sponsored Ad
wipes from top to bottom

underestimates lack of friction and  stains on balls
wipes from top to bottom

underestimates lack of friction and stains on balls


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friction burn from too much masturbation?

use hand sanitizer as lube, it will make it slipperier.
friction burn from too much masturbation?

use hand sanitizer as lube, it will make it slipperier.


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- Caution - 

Slippery when wet
- Caution -

Slippery when wet


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How is paper made?

Pulp Friction
How is paper made?

Pulp Friction


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have sex with batteries

friction makes the batteries power up
have sex with batteries

friction makes the batteries power up


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hey baby, lets calculate

our coefficient of friction
hey baby, lets calculate

our coefficient of friction


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Sponsored Ad
Maglev cat 

Encounters friction
Maglev cat

Encounters friction


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Ice skates

Static frictiion
Ice skates

Static frictiion


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Oil based body wash

Friction control: deactivated
Oil based body wash

Friction control: deactivated


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You know what really grinds my gears?

Friction
You know what really grinds my gears?

Friction


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Hey girl

Lets calculate our coefficient of friction
Hey girl

Lets calculate our coefficient of friction


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Can I has

Anisoropic friction
Can I has

Anisoropic friction


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Tried stopping something in space without friction

No.
Tried stopping something in space without friction

No.


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Don't tell friction jokes

I won't let them slide
Don't tell friction jokes

I won't let them slide


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