Fruit And Vegetable Jokes

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absolutely radishing

peachy.
absolutely radishing

peachy.


Peach Puns,  
    
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''So, Bjorn, I hear you've gone vegan!''
''So, Bjorn, I hear you've gone vegan!''

Vegan Jokes,  Vegetarian Jokes,  
    
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Tomatoe

Not a vegetable. A fruit with a limb.
Tomatoe

Not a vegetable. A fruit with a limb.


Tomato Puns,  Toe Puns,  
    
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I love you from my head

Tomatoes
I love you from my head

Tomatoes


Tomato Puns,  Funny I Love You Jokes,  Cute Love Jokes,  
    
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I know I'm supposed to be a fruit, but I feel like a vegetable...
I know I'm supposed to be a fruit, but I feel like a vegetable...

Tomato Puns,  Sad Jokes,  
    
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Tom and Cherry
Tom and Cherry

Tomato Puns,  Cherry Jokes,  
    
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Meanwhile in Peru
Meanwhile in Peru

Peru Jokes,  Cool Pictures,  
    
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Let's catch a bus!

I avocado.
Let's catch a bus!

I avocado.


Avocado Puns,  Avocado Jokes,  
    
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w to handle boobs

yes

no
w to handle boobs

yes

no


Funny Pictures,  
    
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Ermahgerd

Kernell
Ermahgerd

Kernell


Funny Pictures,  Ermahgerd (theme),  
    
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Practical Jokes

It's all fun and games until grandpa has a heart attack while eating his salad.
Practical Jokes

It's all fun and games until grandpa has a heart attack while eating his salad.


Demotivational Posters,  Bug Humor,  
    
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Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

Funny Quotes,  Funny College Facts,  
    
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Why didn't you look for me? Don't you carrot all? 

Oh, I knew you'd turnip sooner or later.
Why didn't you look for me? Don't you carrot all?

Oh, I knew you'd turnip sooner or later.


Funny Jokes,  Carrot Puns,  Vegetable Puns,  
    
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Everyday, thousands of innocent plants are killed

By vegetarians help end the violence.
Everyday, thousands of innocent plants are killed

By vegetarians help end the violence.


Memes,  Violence,  
    
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I'm having a bad hair day

Broccoli
I'm having a bad hair day

Broccoli


Funny Jokes,  Broccoli Jokes,  Cute Cheesy Jokes,  
    
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