Fruit And Vegetable Jokes

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What's an adult problem nobody prepared you for?

Fruit and vegetables expire faster when you're the one paying for them.
What's an adult problem nobody prepared you for?

Fruit and vegetables expire faster when you're the one paying for them.


Memes,  Jokes About Food,  
    
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absolutely radishing

peachy.
absolutely radishing

peachy.


Peach Puns,  
    
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''So, Bjorn, I hear you've gone vegan!''
''So, Bjorn, I hear you've gone vegan!''

Vegan Jokes,  Vegetarian Jokes,  
    
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Tomatoe

Not a vegetable. A fruit with a limb.
Tomatoe

Not a vegetable. A fruit with a limb.


Tomato Puns,  Toe Puns,  
    
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I love you from my head

Tomatoes
I love you from my head

Tomatoes


Tomato Puns,  Funny I Love You Jokes,  Cute Love Jokes,  
    
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I know I'm supposed to be a fruit, but I feel like a vegetable...
I know I'm supposed to be a fruit, but I feel like a vegetable...

Tomato Puns,  Sad Jokes,  
    
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Tom and Cherry
Tom and Cherry

Tomato Puns,  Cherry Jokes,  
    
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Meanwhile in Peru
Meanwhile in Peru

Peru Jokes,  Cool Pictures,  
    
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Let's catch a bus!

I avocado.
Let's catch a bus!

I avocado.


Avocado Puns,  Avocado Jokes,  
    
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w to handle boobs

yes

no
w to handle boobs

yes

no


Funny Pictures,  
    
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Ermahgerd

Kernell
Ermahgerd

Kernell


Funny Pictures,  Ermahgerd (theme),  
    
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Practical Jokes

It's all fun and games until grandpa has a heart attack while eating his salad.
Practical Jokes

It's all fun and games until grandpa has a heart attack while eating his salad.


Demotivational Posters,  Bug Humor,  
    
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Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

Funny Quotes,  Funny College Facts,  
    
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Why didn't you look for me? Don't you carrot all? 

Oh, I knew you'd turnip sooner or later.
Why didn't you look for me? Don't you carrot all?

Oh, I knew you'd turnip sooner or later.


Funny Jokes,  Carrot Puns,  Vegetable Puns,  
    
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Everyday, thousands of innocent plants are killed

By vegetarians help end the violence.
Everyday, thousands of innocent plants are killed

By vegetarians help end the violence.


Memes,  Violence,  
    
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