Fruit Fly Jokes

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Time

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
Time

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.


Memes,  Time Jokes,  
    
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Live today like you're gonna die tomorrow Gus. But we're fruit flies so it's pretty much true.
Live today like you're gonna die tomorrow Gus. But we're fruit flies so it's pretty much true.

Memes,  Short Life Jokes,  
    
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Personals: female ff, se/e/dp, seeks male ff, +/+/+ for short term relationship. Enjoys romance, fermentation, and long walks on the peach...
Personals: female ff, se/e/dp, seeks male ff, +/+/+ for short term relationship. Enjoys romance, fermentation, and long walks on the peach...

Memes,  Personal Jokes,  
    
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Am I the only one around here

Dealing with fruit flies!
Am I the only one around here

Dealing with fruit flies!


Memes,  Am I The Only One Around Here (theme),  
    
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What if the fruit flies following me everywhere I go

Are really cyborg insect drones
What if the fruit flies following me everywhere I go

Are really cyborg insect drones


Memes,  Conspiracy Keanu (theme),  
    
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Whenever I smash a fruit fly,

I'm singing "Another one bits the dust"
Whenever I smash a fruit fly,

I'm singing "Another one bits the dust"


Memes,  Singing Jokes,  
    
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Did you know?

Fruit flies have such short lives that only one in three will actually have time to learn to fly.
Did you know?

Fruit flies have such short lives that only one in three will actually have time to learn to fly.


Memes,  Short Life Jokes,  
    
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Has only 1 day of life

Spends it all trolling you
Has only 1 day of life

Spends it all trolling you


Memes,  Short Life Jokes,  
    
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What do you call a fruit with wings?

A fruit fly
What do you call a fruit with wings?

A fruit fly


Memes,  Fruit Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Brace yourself

The fruit flies are coming
Brace yourself

The fruit flies are coming


Memes,  Brace Yourselves Meme (theme),  
    
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The rotting peach he was breeding on was thrown out

Stays with the peach in the garbage instead of migrating to another piece if fruit
The rotting peach he was breeding on was thrown out

Stays with the peach in the garbage instead of migrating to another piece if fruit


Memes,  Trash Jokes,  
    
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Wanted to buy MD 20/20 to get rid of fruit flies

Can't find any because I live in too nice of an area
Wanted to buy MD 20/20 to get rid of fruit flies

Can't find any because I live in too nice of an area


Memes,  First World Problem Meme (theme),  
    
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Play matchmaker for hundreds of fruit flies

Sleep alone
Play matchmaker for hundreds of fruit flies

Sleep alone


Memes,  Sleep Fail,  
    
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I'm gnat

Who you think I am
I'm gnat

Who you think I am


Memes,  Play On Words Jokes,  
    
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Hide ya apples, hide yo ohranges

They found another fruit fly!
Hide ya apples, hide yo ohranges

They found another fruit fly!


Memes,  Bed Intruder Meme,  
    
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