Fruit Jokes For Kids

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Today I learned that raspberries make great Lego Afros.
Today I learned that raspberries make great Lego Afros.

Memes,  Lego Jokes,  
    
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Quick! Blow it out!

Cherry bomb
Quick! Blow it out!

Cherry bomb


Cherry Jokes,  Fruit Puns,  Bomb Jokes,  
    
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What do you call a fruit with wings?

A fruit fly
What do you call a fruit with wings?

A fruit fly


Memes,  Fruit Fly Jokes,  
    
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Now that's my kind of fruit...
Now that's my kind of fruit...

Memes,  Grocery Jokes,  
    
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What is round, purple and almost conquered the world?
What is round, purple and almost conquered the world?

Funny Jokes,  Funny History Facts,  Grape Puns,  
    
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I think I might be adopted!

The Grape Family
I think I might be adopted!

The Grape Family


Funny Jokes,  Funny Fruit Images,  
    
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Funny baby face reaction to eating lime.

Angelo Eating Lime
Funny baby face reaction to eating lime.

Funny Videos,  Lime Jokes,  Baby Videos,  Funny Babies Video Clips,  
    
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*devouring watermelon*

Better be careful, son.

If you swallow a watermelon seed, a watermelon plant will grow in your stomach.

Okay, dad! *keeps eating*

*swallows seed*

What have I done?
*devouring watermelon*

Better be careful, son.

If you swallow a watermelon seed, a watermelon plant will grow in your stomach.

Okay, dad! *keeps eating*

*swallows seed*

What have I done?


Memes,  Troll Dad (theme),  Funny Watermelon Jokes,  
    
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The elemelons 

Watermelon 

Windmelon

Firemelon

Earthmelon
The elemelons

Watermelon

Windmelon

Firemelon

Earthmelon


Funny Jokes,  Watermelon Jokes,  Funny Fruit Images,  
    
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Tell me this human

Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelon
Tell me this human

Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelon


Demotivational Posters,  Funny Monkey Posters,  Watermelon Jokes,  
    
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What's the laziest vegetable?

A couch potato.


Fruit And Vegetable Jokes,  Best Childrens Jokes  
    
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Why did the orange stop?

Because he ran out of juice.


Fruit Jokes,  Kid Jokes One Liners  
    
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Why did the radish kiss the banana?

Because it had appeal.


Fruit And Vegetable Jokes,  Best Childrens Jokes  
    
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What does an apple have that no other fruit has?

Apple seeds.


Jokes About Fruit,  Funny Fruit Facts  
    
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What kind of fruit do you feed a scarecrow?

Strawberries.


Strawberry Jokes,  Scarecrow Jokes,  Berry Jokes  
    
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