Fruit Jokes

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When you try to catch a grape in your mouth and it bounces off your tooth
When you try to catch a grape in your mouth and it bounces off your tooth

Memes,  When You Meme,  Grape Jokes,  
    
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*Accidentally eats fruit seed*

Friend: Omg know it's gonna grow in your stomach???????

7 yr old me:
*Accidentally eats fruit seed*

Friend: Omg know it's gonna grow in your stomach???????

7 yr old me:


Memes,  Funny Untrue Facts,  
    
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pizza with pineapple and kiwi just changed the game

you might as well add some dog  onto it next
pizza with pineapple and kiwi just changed the game

you might as well add some dog onto it next


Memes,  Pizza Jokes,  
    
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Name's Bond, James Bond.

And you are...?
Name's Bond, James Bond.

And you are...?


Memes,  Strawberry Jokes,  Name Jokes,  
    
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When I hear someone say pineapple doesn't belong on Pizza
When I hear someone say pineapple doesn't belong on Pizza

Memes,  Pizza Meme,  Salt Bae,  
    
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Me when people hate on pineapple pizza :/
Me when people hate on pineapple pizza :/

Memes,  Spongebob Memes,  Pizza Memes,  
    
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Princess peach

Not quite what Mario was expecting
Princess peach

Not quite what Mario was expecting


Funny Demotivational Posters,  Peach Puns,  Mario Jokes,  
    
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Yeah!

Peachy-keen
Yeah!

Peachy-keen


Peach Puns,  Cute Jokes,  Clean Short Jokes,  
    
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This is the pits
This is the pits

Peach Puns,  One Liner Jokes,  
    
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What did the banana say to the Baboon?

Nothing, bananas don't talk!
What did the banana say to the Baboon?

Nothing, bananas don't talk!


Baboon Jokes,  Banana Jokes,  
    
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An orange and an apple signed up for a tournament. No one was surprised to find out they were both seeded.
An orange and an apple signed up for a tournament. No one was surprised to find out they were both seeded.

Orange Puns,  Apple Puns,  Tennis Puns,  
    
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my doctor said i need to eat more fruit.

so i started drinking a second gl of wine every night.
my doctor said i need to eat more fruit.

so i started drinking a second gl of wine every night.


Funny Jokes,  Wine Jokes,  Wine Humor,  
    
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Life sucks

Eat some cherries
Life sucks

Eat some cherries


Cherry Jokes,  Willy Wonka Jokes,  Life Sucks Jokes,  
    
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i love to pop cherries

into my mouth and spit out the pits
i love to pop cherries

into my mouth and spit out the pits


Cherry Jokes,  Dating Site Murderer (theme),  Fruit Puns,  
    
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that tasted nothing like pineapple
that tasted nothing like pineapple

Memes,  
    
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