Fruit Puns

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Here in this section, we have added the most popular and viral funny fruit puns from all over the Internet. We have searched all over the internet and have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

Fruit is usually thought of as a sweet tasting plant that provides plenty of health benefits. It can also be used when referring to a strange person or a weirdo and sometimes a gay person. You will find puns here that related to each scenario.

Since we are always adding new content here to this section, we invite you to check back often. While you are here we encourage you to join in by sharing your favorites, rating and adding kappits!
when a guy brags about his car and salary on the first date
when a guy brags about his car and salary on the first date

Memes,  First Date Jokes,  Cocky Jokes,  
    
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If he's wasting ur time let that

mango
If he's wasting ur time let that

mango


Memes,  Fuckboy Jokes,  
    
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What do you call a fruit that commits crimes?

A waterfelon!
What do you call a fruit that commits crimes?

A waterfelon!


Watermelon Puns,  Lame Joke,  
    
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If watermelon exists,

Why don't Earthmelon, Firemelon, & Airmelon

The Elemelons
If watermelon exists,

Why don't Earthmelon, Firemelon, & Airmelon

The Elemelons


Watermelon Puns,  Silly Puns,  
    
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when god gives you aids... make lemonaids!
when god gives you aids... make lemonaids!

Funny Aids Slogans,  Silly Life Quotes,  
    
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Life just seems to be two steps sideways then one step back

Crabapple
Life just seems to be two steps sideways then one step back

Crabapple


Crab Jokes,  Crab Puns,  Puns For Kids,  
    
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Melon and lemon

Hey! We are anagram fruit
Melon and lemon

Hey! We are anagram fruit


Lemon Puns,  Watermelon Puns,  
    
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I thought I might ripen but I guess I really am a lime
I thought I might ripen but I guess I really am a lime

Lemon Puns,  Lime Jokes,  
    
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Quick! Blow it out!

Cherry bomb
Quick! Blow it out!

Cherry bomb


Cherry Jokes,  Bomb Jokes,  
    
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if mary really was a virgin...

...that means jesus popped his mom's cherry?
if mary really was a virgin...

...that means jesus popped his mom's cherry?


Cherry Jokes,  Philosoraptor Meme (theme),  
    
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i love to pop cherries

into my mouth and spit out the pits
i love to pop cherries

into my mouth and spit out the pits


Cherry Jokes,  Dating Site Murderer (theme),  
    
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''mum, dad... i know you'll find this hard to accept, but i'm afraid i'm straight!''
''mum, dad... i know you'll find this hard to accept, but i'm afraid i'm straight!''

Anti Gay Jokes,  Banana Puns,  
    
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Imposter!

Uh oh!

Cherry Tomato
Imposter!

Uh oh!

Cherry Tomato



Tomato Puns,  Cherry Jokes,  
    
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