Fun Sms Jokes

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You know what I love more than anything else in the world?

Is it me? :)

Uh, I was going to say my morning coffee, but let's put that in a distant 2nd to you.

I should hope so
You know what I love more than anything else in the world?

Is it me? :)

Uh, I was going to say my morning coffee, but let's put that in a distant 2nd to you.

I should hope so


Funny Good Morning Texts,  Sms Jokes Funny Text Messages,  Coffee Jokes,  
    
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if i had a dollar for everytie someone called me ugly i'd be broke cause i'm perfect lol later losers
if i had a dollar for everytie someone called me ugly i'd be broke cause i'm perfect lol later losers

Funny Jokes,  Good Ugly Jokes,  Ugly Jokes One Liners,  
    
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My liver: stop drinking 
Me: new phone who dis?
My liver: stop drinking
Me: new phone who dis?


Funny Jokes,  Liver Jokes,  Jokes Drinking,  
    
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You miss 100% the naps you don't take.
You miss 100% the naps you don't take.

Funny Quotes,  Nap Jokes,  
    
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Don't stop me now

I'm having such a good time
Don't stop me now

I'm having such a good time


Memes,  Freddie Meme,  
    
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Yelling out random numbers when someone is counting is quite fun.
Yelling out random numbers when someone is counting is quite fun.

Relatable Posts,  Practical Joke,  Free Funny Sms Jokes,  
    
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When I tell stories about people I dislike, I give them ridiculous voices.
When I tell stories about people I dislike, I give them ridiculous voices.

Relatable Posts,  Story Jokes,  
    
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Stalking my crush is such a strong accusation. I prefer the term 'intense research on an individual".
Stalking my crush is such a strong accusation. I prefer the term 'intense research on an individual".

Relatable Posts,  Good Morning Sms Jokes,  
    
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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Relatable Posts,  Skydiving Jokes,  Extreme Sport Jokes,  
    
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Headphones are on and people around you start talking. You instantly turn down volume and secretly listen.
Headphones are on and people around you start talking. You instantly turn down volume and secretly listen.

Relatable Posts,  100 Best Jokes,  Good English Jokes,  
    
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I have to stop saying, 'How stupid can you be?' I think people are starting to take it as a challenge.
I have to stop saying, 'How stupid can you be?' I think people are starting to take it as a challenge.

Relatable Posts,  Stupid People Quotes,  
    
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I hate it when people on a commercial have more fun in 30 seconds than I'll ever have on my whole life.
I hate it when people on a commercial have more fun in 30 seconds than I'll ever have on my whole life.

Relatable Posts,  I Hate When Jokes,  
    
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Trying to find Narnia in your wardrobe and having to come to terms that it is not there.
Trying to find Narnia in your wardrobe and having to come to terms that it is not there.

Relatable Posts,  Imagination Jokes,  
    
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Your parents tell you not to talk to strangers, yet they make you go to school.
Your parents tell you not to talk to strangers, yet they make you go to school.

Relatable Posts,  Parents Be Like,  
    
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Trying to keep a straight face in a serious situation and failing miserably.
Trying to keep a straight face in a serious situation and failing miserably.

Relatable Posts,  Smile Jokes,  Seriously Funny Jokes,  
    
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