Funniest Anti Jokes

 – 31 total
Why did Cleopatra fall off the swing

Because she is dead
Why did Cleopatra fall off the swing

Because she is dead


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Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan...

Maybe its Steve... Steve!!!
Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan...

Maybe its Steve... Steve!!!


Memes,  Alan Jokes,  Anti Joke Chicken (theme),  
    
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A man walks into a metal bar

He hurt his head
A man walks into a metal bar

He hurt his head


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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shih tzu?

a dead shih tzu, split in half
what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shih tzu?

a dead shih tzu, split in half


Memes,  Shih Tzu Jokes,  Bulldog Jokes,  
    
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Why did Tom fall off his bike?

Someone threw a brick at his head.
Why did Tom fall off his bike?

Someone threw a brick at his head.


Memes,  Tom Jokes,  Brick Jokes,  
    
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what does it mean if your friend won't let you meet her boyfriend?

you a e. & she don't want yo e  around her boyfriend.  cause u can't control ya eness

if you tught i was gone say cause you too cute you might steal him u got me ed up hahah

lil e
what does it mean if your friend won't let you meet her boyfriend?

you a e. & she don't want yo e around her boyfriend. cause u can't control ya eness

if you tught i was gone say cause you too cute you might steal him u got me ed up hahah

lil e


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Ask me if I'm a tree!

?

Are you a tree? 

No.
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ChrisLee: just dumb lol
Ask me if I'm a tree!

?

Are you a tree?

No.


Meme,  Funny Anti Jokes,  Troll Face Comics,  
    
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Honestly, I've never seen anyone fall because of a banana.
Honestly, I've never seen anyone fall because of a banana.

Relatable Posts,  Banana Jokes For Kids,  Hilarious Anti Jokes,  
    
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where does a chinese man sit on an airplane?

anywhere he wants, you racist!
where does a chinese man sit on an airplane?

anywhere he wants, you racist!


Memes,  Chinese Racist Jokes,  Anti Joke Chicken (theme),  
    
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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch?

Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the cell phone
Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch?

Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the cell phone


Meme,  Anti Joke Chicken (theme),  Best Anti Jokes,  
    
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What did the dog say to the cat

Nothing.  Due to a short larynx and lack of voice box, dogs are incapable of speech.
What did the dog say to the cat

Nothing. Due to a short larynx and lack of voice box, dogs are incapable of speech.


Short Dog Jokes,  Hilarious Anti Jokes,  Anti Joke Triceratops  
    
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A man walks into a bar

Not like a bar where you drink but like a pole...  So it hurt.
A man walks into a bar

Not like a bar where you drink but like a pole... So it hurt.


Man Walks Into A Bar Jokes,  Best Anti Joke,  Anti Jokes List,  
    
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Sometimes, when I close my eyes, I can't see.
Sometimes, when I close my eyes, I can't see.

Funny Teenage Quotes,  Best Anti Joke,  List Of Anti Jokes,  Non Jokes,  
    
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How do you stop a clown from laughing 

Hit him in the face with an axe
How do you stop a clown from laughing

Hit him in the face with an axe


Clown Jokes For Kids,  Anti Joke Chicken (theme),  Clown Puns,  Anti Jokes List,  
    
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So a man walks into a bar

And he starts slowly tearing his family apart with his serious alcoholism
So a man walks into a bar

And he starts slowly tearing his family apart with his serious alcoholism


Best Bar Jokes,  Anti Joke Chicken (theme),  Alcoholic Jokes,  Anti Funny Jokes,  
    
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