Funniest Chat Up Lines

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I'll torture you slowly

First I'll tickle your ribs, then your feet
I'll torture you slowly

First I'll tickle your ribs, then your feet


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 boy are you liquid eyeliner because i'm pretty sure i'm gonna  this up
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Mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted?

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Im an Astronaut and my next mission is to go to URANUS.

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Oh are you craving Pizza, cause I'll gladly give you a pizz a this dick.

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My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear!

I am.

It must be an hour fast.


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Girl you're sweet as candy, can I taste you "Now And Later"

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tell them es

we got bottles
tell them es

we got bottles


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Aye girl you know you want me to squirtle you.

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Girl, you remind me of a box of chocolates...

(Why?)

Cause I want to take your top off.


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Are you from Africa? Cause I wanna know Kenya suck this dick?

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Are you from Tokyo?

(Yeah Why?)

Because I want to get in Japanies.


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Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.

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Are you the dub to my step? cause' I wub wub wub you.

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Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a weiner stand.

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