Funniest Kid Jokes

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How do angels answer the phone?

Halo.


Angel Jokes,  Super Funny Jokes For Kids  
    
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Teacher: Latoya, can you point out North America on the map?

Latoya: It's right there!

Teacher: Good. O.K., class, who discovered America?

Class: Latoya!


Randomly Funny Stuff,  America Funny  
    
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Why did the composer never leave his bed?

He spent all his time writing sheet music


Funny Music Sayings,  Bed Puns  
    
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Why did Brahms take five years to compose his famous lullaby?

It kept putting him to sleep.


Classical Music Jokes,  Funny Music Jokes  
    
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Who stole the soap?
(The robber ducky!)


Duck Jokes For Kids,  Duck Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Q: At what time does a duck wake up?
A: At the quack of dawn.


Duck Jokes For Kids,  Duck Jokes One Liners,  
    
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"Never ask for anything that costs more than $5 when your parents are doing taxes."

Funny Life Advice,  Young Kid Jokes,  
    
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Skeptical Baby (theme),  Kid Puns,  Short Jokes For Kids  
    
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What is a dog's favorite dessert?

(Pup-cakes!)


Cupcake Puns,  Funniest Jokes For Kids,  
    
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How do you kill a blonde? Tell them to get split ends!

Short Blonde Jokes,  Best Comedy Jokes Ever,  Funny Jokes For Blondes  
    
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Q. How do you keep a monster from biting his nails?
A. Give him screws.


Silly Halloween Jokes,  Corny Kid Jokes,  Best Halloween Jokes Ever  
    
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It's a pillow, it's a pet

It's a pillowpet!!!
It's a pillow, it's a pet

It's a pillowpet!!!


Pillow Jokes,  Pet Humor,  Memes For Kids,  
    
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Doctor, Doctor! my sister thinks shes an elevator.
Tell her to come in.

I cant. She doesnt stop at this floor.


My Sister Jokes,  Sister Jokes For Kids,  Elevator Puns  
    
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Two elephants jumped off a cliff....... BOOM BOOM!

Elephant Ant Jokes,  101 Elephant Jokes,  
    
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What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed? Out of the way!

Elephant Ant Jokes,  101 Elephant Jokes,  
    
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