Funniest One Liner

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When youre talking with a friend tilt your head at a 45 degree angle. When they ask why, say youre speaking in italics.
When youre talking with a friend tilt your head at a 45 degree angle. When they ask why, say youre speaking in italics.

Tim Hawkins Jokes,  Funny Nerd Sayings,  Funny Geek Jokes,  
    
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Being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you
Being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

Funny Jokes,  Pizza Jokes,  Funny Quotes For 2015,  
    
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When a woman says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space & finish building my Death Star before we go.
When a woman says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space & finish building my Death Star before we go.

Funny Jokes,  Space Jokes,  Funny Sayings About Women,  
    
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You can never lose an argument if you say "shut up nerd" at the end

Yes you can

Shut up nerd
You can never lose an argument if you say "shut up nerd" at the end

Yes you can

Shut up nerd


Funny Jokes,  Nerd Disses,  Shut Up Jokes,  
    
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When everyone understands something but me
When everyone understands something but me

Funny Jokes,  The Funniest Jokes For Kids,  
    
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck wasn't stuck in a storm drain?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck wasn't stuck in a storm drain?

Funny Jokes,  Tongue Twisters Woodchuck,  
    
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When you keeping your eye on a bug hoping it don't come by you
When you keeping your eye on a bug hoping it don't come by you

Meme,  Lil Wayne Meme,  Bug Jokes For Kids,  
    
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when someone wakes me up early

i'll burn the heart out of you.
when someone wakes me up early

i'll burn the heart out of you.


Funny Jokes,  Funny Good Morning,  
    
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when ur at your friends use and you clog the toilet
when ur at your friends use and you clog the toilet

Funny Jokes,  Funny Toilet Sayings,  Jokes To Say To Your Friends,  
    
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"Hey, it's been forever." 

"Lets chill." 

"Uh, no." 

"It's been forever for a reason."
"Hey, it's been forever."

"Lets chill."

"Uh, no."

"It's been forever for a reason."


Funny Jokes,  Funny Put Downs,  
    
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I see oats
But I don't see a meal...
I see oats
But I don't see a meal...


Funny Quotes,  Healthy Eating Jokes,  Latest Best Jokes,  
    
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Find a picture of 4 girls together on Facebook

Comment saying you three look so pretty

Evil
LMAO
Find a picture of 4 girls together on Facebook

Comment saying you three look so pretty

Evil
LMAO


Funny Jokes,  Interesting Jokes For Facebook,  Facebook Jokes Status,  
    
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Women don't dress to impress men..

They dress to irritate other women..
Women don't dress to impress men..

They dress to irritate other women..


Meme,  Funny Women Facts,  Yao Ming Face (theme),  
    
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Why am I always so funny when no one's around?
Why am I always so funny when no one's around?

Funny Quotes,  Simpsons Jokes,  Clean Cute Jokes,  
    
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Moms be like

He's 146 months
Moms be like

He's 146 months


Funny Jokes,  Moms Be Like,  
    
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