Funniest One Liners Ever

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Here you will find some of the funniest one liners that you have ever seen or heard. There are one liners about things like light skin women being the devil, deactivating your social media account when you like one of your exes pics from two years ago and walking upstairs because you want something but getting there and forgetting but then remembering once you walk back downstairs. One liners and jokes like these and more can be found in this section.

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have u ever tried talking to someone about your problems &  then they start talking about theirs?   ur problems right now, this my time
have u ever tried talking to someone about your problems & then they start talking about theirs? ur problems right now, this my time

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if she come over and don't let me , her parents better pay me $20 for babysitting that childish
if she come over and don't let me , her parents better pay me $20 for babysitting that childish

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When u stalking ya ex's pics on Instagram and u like one from 2 years ago u gotta deactivate ya account and start a new life in China
When u stalking ya ex's pics on Instagram and u like one from 2 years ago u gotta deactivate ya account and start a new life in China

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i don't exercise to be healthy. 

i exercise to look sexy as , naked.
i don't exercise to be healthy.

i exercise to look sexy as , naked.


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applying for an entry level job

so you're telling me

i have to get experience before i get experience?
applying for an entry level job

so you're telling me

i have to get experience before i get experience?


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lightskin es are the devil
lightskin es are the devil

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Walks upstairs... Why did I come up here? Walks downstairs... I remember now.
Walks upstairs... Why did I come up here? Walks downstairs... I remember now.

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That look

When you realize you sharted
That look

When you realize you sharted


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I don't care how old I am, when Hocus Pocus is on t.v. you shut your mouth and pay attention!
I don't care how old I am, when Hocus Pocus is on t.v. you shut your mouth and pay attention!

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Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant. I'm just getting more awesome.
Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant. I'm just getting more awesome.

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Trying to hold a fart

Next to a hot girl
Trying to hold a fart

Next to a hot girl


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Beware of half truths... you may get the wrong half.

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You're annoying, but honestly, I've been annoyed by better.

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