After recess the first grade teacher announced I am going to go around the room and ask you what you did during recess, if you can write what you did on the board youll get a lollipop. The first girl asked was Jessica Jessica what did you do during recess? I played in the sand box. OK the teacher said let me see you write the word box on the board. She did and got a lollipop.
Next was Tom I played with Jessica in the sand box. OK, let me see you write the word sand on the board. He did and got a lollipop.
The next one was Billy Goldberg Well, Billy said, I tried to play in the sand box, but Jessica and Tom threw rocks at me. What? The Teacher said they threw rocks at you that sounds like outright anti semitism to me. If you can write outright anti semitism on the board youll get a lollipop!
A French guy, an American guy and a Cuban guy are standing on a cliff. The French guy throws a case of fine wine off the cliff. ''Why did you do that?''asked the other men.
''We have plenty of fine wine in France,'' said the man. Next, the
Cuban guy throws a box of fine cigars off the cliff. ''Why did you do that?'' asked the other men. ''We have plenty of cigars in Cuba,'' said the Cuban man. Finally, the American man picks up the Cuban man and throw' him off the cliff. ''What did you do that for?'' asked the French man. ''We have plenty of Cubans in America,'' answered the American man.