Funniest Short Jokes

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I saw an advertisement saying Hairpieces from $5. I thought, Thats a small price toupee.
KAPPITS (1)
John: omg
I saw an advertisement saying Hairpieces from $5. I thought, Thats a small price toupee.

Hair Puns,  Hat Puns,  Silly Puns,  
    
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I don't mind midgets They short change me, ther'e short tempered and they short the stick market
I don't mind midgets

They short change me, ther'e short tempered and they short the stick market

I Dont Always Meme,  Midget Jokes One Liners,  Short Man Jokes,  
    
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yo fam i got these chesse burgers
yo fam i got these chesse burgers

Memes,  Uncle Denzel,  
    
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Two types of girls Which one would you want
Two types of girls

Which one would you want

Memes,  Funny Sayings About Girls,  Jokes About Females,  
    
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y'all silly girls need to stop vacuum sucking gl jars before the gl shatters and then rip your swollen lips!
y'all silly girls need to stop vacuum sucking gl jars before the gl shatters and then rip your swollen lips!

Funny Jokes,  Funny Statistics Facts,  Funny Facebook Status,  
    
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The streets aint made for everybody, Thats why they made sidewalks.
The streets aint made for everybody,

Thats why they made sidewalks.

Memes,  Funny Gangster Sayings,  
    
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Luis Suarez is Gnaws
Luis Suarez is
Gnaws

Funny Jokes,  Funny Suarez Jokes,  Jaws Jokes,  
    
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The contents of your bag of chips Advertising stunt Lies Shattered dreams Despair Chips
The contents of your bag of chips

Advertising stunt

Lies

Shattered dreams

Despair

Chips

Funny Jokes,  Lays Chips Jokes,  Advertising Jokes,  
    
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She can smell the future
KAPPITS (1)
Brock: :)
She can smell the future

Funny Pictures,  Future Jokes,  Big Nose Jokes Insults,  
    
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"Listen, if you want to eat in the office, BRING SANDWICHES!"
"Listen, if you want to eat in the office, BRING SANDWICHES!"

Funny Jokes,  Breakfast Joke,  Funny Office Comics,  
    
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You have just been poisoned
KAPPITS (1)
Rpo3: Well crap hahaha...
You have just been poisoned

Funny Jokes,  Cup Jokes,  Food And Drink Jokes,  
    
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Yo Momma so fat, when they used her underwear for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
KAPPITS (2)
Tj: fuck u
Tj: That's famous
Yo Momma so fat, when they used her underwear for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.

Funny Jokes,  Your Momma So Fat Jokes,  Cruel Insults,  
    
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Yo' Momma's so fat, I've gotta take ten steps backs just to see all of her.
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Yo' Momma's so fat, I've gotta take ten steps backs just to see all of her.

Funny Jokes,  Your Momma So Fat Jokes,  Mum Insults,  
    
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Yo Mommas so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poured out!
Yo Mommas so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poured out!

Funny Jokes,  Mama So Fat Jokes,  Broken Leg Joke,  
    
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Let's get together and multiply!
Let's get together and multiply!

Funny Jokes,  Calculus Jokes,  Funny Jokes One Liners,  
    
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