Funniest Tweets Ever

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Twitter is a place that people can say the things that they can’t say on Facebook, sometimes people begin dating on Twitter and it ends badly and sometimes there are joke accounts that are actually pretty good. These are juts a few examples of the funniest tweets you will ever see.

Here we have added some of the funniest tweets ever from all over the internet. We have searched all over the web to locate the best ones. We have actually included some of the best ones sent in by you.

While you are here, take a moment to enjoy our collection of videos, jokes and memes. You can rate all of your favorite ones and share with all of your friends. We are always updating our content on the site so be sure to revisit us.
Me on Halloween vs me the rest of the year
Me on Halloween vs me the rest of the year

Memes,  Funny Halloween Jokes,  Trash Jokes,  
    
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lookin left cause u dont treat me right

lookin right cause u left me

lookin up cause u let me down

lookin down cause u ed up
lookin left cause u dont treat me right

lookin right cause u left me

lookin up cause u let me down

lookin down cause u ed up


Memes,  Funny Relationship Quotes,  Breakup Memes,  
    
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All I'm saying is that if Trump were really a friend of the gays, one of us would have fixed his wig and makeup by now.
All I'm saying is that if Trump were really a friend of the gays, one of us would have fixed his wig and makeup by now.

Memes,  Donald Trump Jokes,  
    
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watch hillary ole pandering  pop up at the next debate like
watch hillary ole pandering pop up at the next debate like

Memes,  Hillary Clinton Memes,  Political Jokes 2016,  
    
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How much y'all wanna bet that the rat is hitting a higher note?

Which one?
How much y'all wanna bet that the rat is hitting a higher note?

Which one?


Memes,  Taylor Swift Disses,  Jokes About Taylor Swift,  
    
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 just walk rt @ipemyexdead: been in 4 accidents still alive
just walk rt @ipemyexdead: been in 4 accidents still alive

Memes,  Funny Tweet Jokes,  
    
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Ben Carson seems to suggest he's been promised a role in Trump administration.

In the house or the field?
Ben Carson seems to suggest he's been promised a role in Trump administration.

In the house or the field?


Ben Carson Memes,  Politician Jokes,  Slave Jokes,  
    
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@realdonaldtp we going back to africa if you win , huh?

@imyyaj yes.
@realdonaldtp we going back to africa if you win , huh?

@imyyaj yes.


Memes,  Donald Trump Jokes,  
    
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My Uber driver brought her kid Im laughing so hard I had to apologize

Definitely not okay! Please get in touch by replying to your emailed trip receipt so we can follow up with you about that.

I ain't no snitch
My Uber driver brought her kid Im laughing so hard I had to apologize

Definitely not okay! Please get in touch by replying to your emailed trip receipt so we can follow up with you about that.

I ain't no snitch


Memes,  Snitch Jokes,  
    
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If I had the cure for Ebola, Gamestop would probably buy it from me for $4.50
If I had the cure for Ebola, Gamestop would probably buy it from me for $4.50

Ebola Meme,  Ebola Jokes,  Gamestop Meme,  
    
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a new breed of stupid...

i think the scariest part about having triplets is having to be pregnant for 27 months.
a new breed of stupid...

i think the scariest part about having triplets is having to be pregnant for 27 months.


Dumbest Tweets,  Pregnancy Humor,  
    
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Wal-Mart is closing 269 stores in 2016, putting 14 cashiers out of work.
Wal-Mart is closing 269 stores in 2016, putting 14 cashiers out of work.

Funny Jokes,  Wal-mart Jokes,  
    
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aww @kanyewest are u mad i'm not around to play in ur le anymore?
aww @kanyewest are u mad i'm not around to play in ur le anymore?

Jokes About Kanye West,  Amber Rose Jokes,  
    
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A true friend walks in when everybody else walks out. A true friend doesn't run it in when you make a mistake. They rub it out.
A true friend walks in when everybody else walks out. A true friend doesn't run it in when you make a mistake. They rub it out.

Joel Olsteen Jokes,  Joel Osteen Jokes,  Celebrity Tweets,  
    
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you can't be mad if a  hand u the ed up controller at his crib, that's like me field advantage..
you can't be mad if a hand u the ed up controller at his crib, that's like me field advantage..

Funny Jokes,  Gaming Humor,  Video Game Jokes,  
    
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