Funny 40th Birthday Jokes

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Happy 40th Birthday, sista! Don't worry...you barely look a day over 39. You are beautiful! Love you.
Happy 40th Birthday, sista! Don't worry...you barely look a day over 39. You are beautiful! Love you.

Older Sister Jokes,  Mean Sister Jokes,  Aging Humor,  
    
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Don't worry - every birthday is a joke if you were born on April Fools' Day. Happy 40th!
Don't worry - every birthday is a joke if you were born on April Fools' Day. Happy 40th!

Good April Fools Joke,  Aging Jokes,  
    
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Happy 40th Birthday! Congratulations on "probably not" being mentaly ill!
Happy 40th Birthday! Congratulations on "probably not" being mentaly ill!

Lame Birthday Jokes,  Mental Health Jokes,  
    
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Happy 39th birthday

No, wait. You are 40!
Happy 39th birthday

No, wait. You are 40!


39th Birthday Jokes,  Steve Harvey Jokes,  
    
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your birthday says, "one year closer to cougar, " but your looks say "can i see your id?" happy birthday .
your birthday says, "one year closer to cougar, " but your looks say "can i see your id?" happy birthday .

39th Birthday Jokes,  Cougar Jokes,  
    
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happy 40th birthday!

ahhh, i now see why we don't stand up!
happy 40th birthday!

ahhh, i now see why we don't stand up!


40th Birthday Jokes,  Funny Cow Images,  Happy Birthday Images Funny,  
    
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40th birthday is believed to be a milestone

Because Aliens
40th birthday is believed to be a milestone

Because Aliens


Alien Guy Meme,  Funny Stupid Jokes,  
    
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Funny Jokes,  Birthday 40th Birthday Quotes,  
    
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The best part about being over 40 is we did most of our stupid stuff before the internet!
The best part about being over 40 is we did most of our stupid stuff before the internet!

Funny Jokes,  Funny 40th Birthday Sayings,  40 Year Old Jokes,  
    
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turning forty is nothing in this day and age. forty is the new thirty.

!  i remember w bad i felt the last time i was thirty.
turning forty is nothing in this day and age. forty is the new thirty.

! i remember w bad i felt the last time i was thirty.


Funny Jokes,  Birthday 40th Birthday Quotes,  
    
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I wish I could tell you "Happy 40th Birthday" but while looking for birthday wishes online I found out your death risk just increased by 15%.
I wish I could tell you "Happy 40th Birthday" but while looking for birthday wishes online I found out your death risk just increased by 15%.

Funny Ecards,  Rude Birthday Jokes,  
    
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Awesome 40th birthday cake
Awesome 40th birthday cake

Funny Pictures,  Funny Cake Sayings,  
    
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40th birthday?

Y U no stop getting old?
40th birthday?

Y U no stop getting old?


Meme,  Y U No Memes (theme),  40th Birthday Jokes,  
    
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everything turns to "" after 40!
everything turns to "" after 40!

Funny Pictures,  Funny Cake Sayings,  Happy 40th Birthday Jokes,  
    
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I'm not 40-something. I'm $39.95, plus shipping and handling.

Funny Age Quotes,  Old Age Jokes For Men,  Old Age Humor,  
    
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