Funny 40th Birthday Sayings

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Funny Sayings For 40th Birthday,  Funny Wife Jokes,  
    
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I'm not 

40

It's my 1st anniversary of my 39th birthday
I'm not

40

It's my 1st anniversary of my 39th birthday


Birthday 40th Birthday Quotes,  39th Birthday Jokes,  
    
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Now you are 40
You'll need much more guidance
As you grow older
Don't worry about temptations
Seductions will avoid you

Happy Birthday
Now you are 40
You'll need much more guidance
As you grow older
Don't worry about temptations
Seductions will avoid you

Happy Birthday


40 Years Old Jokes,  Funny Birthday Wishes For Friend,  
    
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I'm not 40

I'm only 39.95 plus tax
I'm not 40

I'm only 39.95 plus tax


Corny Birthday Jokes,  40 Years Old Jokes,  Jokes For 40 Year Olds,  
    
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I'm not 40! I'm 18 with 22 years of experience!
I'm not 40! I'm 18 with 22 years of experience!

40 Year Old Jokes,  Jokes For 40 Year Olds,  
    
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Happy 40th birthday, Greg

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Happy 40th Birthday: Andy
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Mel: Happy 40th birthday
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Happy 40th birthday, Greg

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Memes,  Greg Jokes,  
    
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that moment when you turn 40 

and realize you're still smooth as f#@k
that moment when you turn 40

and realize you're still smooth as f#@k


Memes,  Don Draper Meme,  Jokes For 40 Year Olds,  
    
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Lordy Lordy!

Guess who's 40!
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Fart Breath: Fart Breath
Fart Breath: Happy Birthday
Ryan: Happy birthday
JoAnna: Happy 40th
JUSTIN: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Lordy Lordy!

Guess who's 40!


Funny Jokes,  Birthday 40th Birthday Quotes,  
    
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forty is the worst f word.
forty is the worst f word.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Happy Birthday Wishes,  
    
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The best part about being over 40 is we did most of our stupid stuff before the internet!
The best part about being over 40 is we did most of our stupid stuff before the internet!

Funny Jokes,  40 Year Old Jokes,  
    
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I am almost 40 but feel like I'm still 20...

...So I hang out with some 20 year olds and then I'm like, no, never mind, I am really 40!
I am almost 40 but feel like I'm still 20...

...So I hang out with some 20 year olds and then I'm like, no, never mind, I am really 40!


Funny Jokes,  Jokes For 40 Year Olds,  20 Year Old Jokes,  
    
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hear that rattling? it's the sound of your youth slipping away.

happy 40th birthday!
hear that rattling? it's the sound of your youth slipping away.

happy 40th birthday!


Funny Ecards,  Funny 40th Birthday Wishes,  
    
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I've just entered into 40's and still look like 20's

Bazinga !!!
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Shelly: Happy birthday
I've just entered into 40's and still look like 20's

Bazinga !!!


Meme,  40 Years Old Jokes,  40th Birthday Jokes,  
    
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