Funny 40th Birthday Wishes

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Oh my gosh!

It's your 40th birthday
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Jenn: Oh no! Everyone knows! Love you, sis!
Oh my gosh!

It's your 40th birthday


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Happy 40th Birthday!
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Happy 40th Birthday!
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Lordy Lordy!

Guess who's 40!
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Fart Breath: Fart Breath
Fart Breath: Happy Birthday
Ryan: Happy birthday
JoAnna: Happy 40th
JUSTIN: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Lordy Lordy!

Guess who's 40!


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hear that rattling? it's the sound of your youth slipping away.

happy 40th birthday!
hear that rattling? it's the sound of your youth slipping away.

happy 40th birthday!


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40 Memes for your 40th birthday?

Challenge accepted
40 Memes for your 40th birthday?

Challenge accepted


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Happy Birthday to a person who in dog years would be... ah... dead.
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Dane: Happy Birthday Dane, a guy who in wombat years would be... ah... dead.
Happy Birthday to a person who in dog years would be... ah... dead.

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Turning 40 is the year your body gives your brain a list of things it's not going to do anymore!

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The problem with your age is getting the last candle lit before the first one drips wax all over the cake. Happy Birthday!

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Another year, another new place that aches. Happy 40th Birthday!

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Can you snuff out all 40 candles or will we need the fire department? Happy Birthday!

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Is it getting hotter in here or is it just the 40 candles on your cake? Happy Birthday!

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Im wishing you a warm and bright 40th birthday. I dont think it could be any other way with that many candles on your cake.

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Its a cruel irony that when you get to be two times the age of a 20-year-old, you only have half the metabolism.

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The hardest part of turning 40 is remembering where your car keys are. Happy Birthday!

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It has taken 40 years for you to mature to the point you are now, and you're still an asshole! Happy Birthday anyway!

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