Funny 50th Birthday Jokes

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Remember when turning 50 seemed so far away? Well ... you can put away that telescope. Happy 49th.
Remember when turning 50 seemed so far away? Well ... you can put away that telescope. Happy 49th.

49th Birthday Jokes,  50th Birthday Jokes,  
    
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i stressed all night about only sending you a lame ecad for your 50th birthday until i realized you're only 49 and i have 365 days to  that up.
i stressed all night about only sending you a lame ecad for your 50th birthday until i realized you're only 49 and i have 365 days to that up.

49th Birthday Jokes,  Birthday 50th Birthday Quotes,  
    
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When 50 years old, you reach

Look good you will not. Yes, hmmmmmm
When 50 years old, you reach

Look good you will not. Yes, hmmmmmm


50th Birthday Jokes For Women,  Yoda Jokes,  Birthday Insults,  
    
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Happy 50th birthday! You were born before the pocket calculator, the video cassette, the smoke alarm, the internet and the ATM! :)
Happy 50th birthday! You were born before the pocket calculator, the video cassette, the smoke alarm, the internet and the ATM! :)

50th Birthday Jokes For Women,  Funny Old Jokes,  
    
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I'm not 50!

I'm $49.95 (plus shipping and handling)
I'm not 50!

I'm $49.95 (plus shipping and handling)


Funny Sayings For 50th Birthday,  Birthday 50th Birthday Quotes,  Aging Humor,  
    
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It took me 50 years to look this good
It took me 50 years to look this good

50 Years Old Jokes,  50th Birthday Jokes For Men,  Confidence Jokes  
    
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A cute fiftieth birthday wish: Happy 20th anniversary of your 30th birthday.

50 Birthday Jokes,  Funny 50th Birthday Wishes,  Birthday Jokes One Liners  
    
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Turning 5-0 is nothing to fear!
It all goes downhill from here.
You'll soak your teeth next to your bed
You'll thin out atop your head
You'll slow down and hate loud things.
Your underarms will look like wings.
You'll never have to wait in line.
You'll even make a Tom Jones shrine!
Happy half a hundred! Happy Half a lifetime!


Turning 50 Years Old Jokes,  Funny 50th Birthday Wishes,  Joke Poems,  Getting Old Birthday Jokes,  
    
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At 50, youve entered the stone age: gall, kidney, and bladder.

50th Birthday Jokes,  Happy 50th Birthday Jokes,  Kidney Jokes  
    
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Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. Happy Birthday!

50 Year Old Jokes,  50th Birthday Jokes,  Silly Birthday Quotes  
    
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At 50 years old, life seems shorter. No point in spending it trying to make yourself disappear by dieting.

50 Year Old Jokes,  50th Birthday Jokes For Women,  Jokes About Being 50 Years Old  
    
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50 years old? Look on the bright side. The older you get, the more likely you are to outlive your child support payments.

Happy 50th Birthday Jokes,  Getting Old Birthday Jokes,  Bad Birthday Jokes,  
    
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