Funny 60 Year Old Jokes

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Is only 15 in Scrabble
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Is only 15 in Scrabble


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Turning 60 means: Your joints snap, crackle and pop more than your Rice Krispies.

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It's a sin to look this good at 60
It's a sin to look this good at 60

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Turning 60 means:

Fortune tellers read your face instead of your palm.

Your favorite station on cable is the Weather Channel.

You shop at Target and Walmart for the great clothes.

People call you spry and youre not offended.

The old spark takes a little more blowing to get going.

You know your way around but you dont want to go anywhere.

Your wife suggests you pull in your stomach and you get a hernia doing it.

You're not only interested in automobile airbags, you've become one.

The candles on your cake set off the sprinkler system.

You still miss your high school car, but you cant remember your classmates.


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You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Shes 97 today and we dont know where the hell she is.

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After 60 years of marriage to Anna, Leo becomes very ill and realises that he will soon be dead. In bed one night he says to his wife, "Anna, when I am gone do you think you will marry another man?"

Anna thought for a moment and said, "Well, yes darling. I enjoy being married."

"Well Anna," asked Leo, "Will you move him into our house?"
Anna thought for a moment and said, "This is a fine house. Yes I think we will live here!"

"But Anna," Leo gasped, "will you bring your new husband into our bed?"

Anna thought for a moment and said, "Leo, you made this bed and it is a fine bed. I am sure I will bring my new husband into this bed."

Leo gulped, holding back his tears and said, "You won't let your new husband use my golf clubs will you?"
"Oh poor Leo, of course I won't," replied Anna, "He is left handed!"


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