Funny 60th Birthday Quotes

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60 comes with new skills

You can laugh, cough, sneeze, and pee all at the same time!!!
60 comes with new skills

You can laugh, cough, sneeze, and pee all at the same time!!!


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Dennis doesn't always tun 60..

But when he does, he drinks Capt'n'Coke nfl!
Dennis doesn't always tun 60..

But when he does, he drinks Capt'n'Coke nfl!


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I'm not 60

I'm 18 with 42 years experience
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Sam: Happy Birthday & Best Wishes
Sam: Still Sexy & I know it
I'm not 60

I'm 18 with 42 years experience


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60 is the new

...what was I saying?
60 is the new

...what was I saying?


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At 60 you can still chase women, but only downhill.

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Turning 60 means: Your joints snap, crackle and pop more than your Rice Krispies.

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Congrats, youre 60! Time to start yelling at the television.

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Your pants creep upward as you get older. By 60 youre a pair of pants with a head.

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By the time you hit 60, when someone leaves a sexy lipstick message on your mirror, your first reaction is wondering how to clean it off.

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Turning 60 means: You wonder why the TV remote isnt working, then realize its a cordless phone.

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Today was Mom's 60th Birthday. My brother and I got her a couple cakes...She found it even funnier than we did!
Today was Mom's 60th Birthday. My brother and I got her a couple cakes...She found it even funnier than we did!

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At 60 years old, your birthday suit requires regular ironing.

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Turning 60 means:

Your favorite classic rock is now elevator music.

You wonder why the TV remote isnt working, then realize its a cordless phone.

At the gym, you mostly do squats because of how they help you in the bathroom.

When classic movies come on, your comments are: Shes dead. Hes dead. Theyre all dead.

Your childhood toys sell for a fortune on eBay.

The quantity of gold in your mouth would make a decent retirement plan.

You can never totally, completely trust a fart.

Not wearing a bra tugs the wrinkles right out of your face.

Your parties never even wake up the dog, let alone the neighbors.

Sucking in your gut can blow the hair right off the top of your head.


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Turning 60 means:

Fortune tellers read your face instead of your palm.

Your favorite station on cable is the Weather Channel.

You shop at Target and Walmart for the great clothes.

People call you spry and youre not offended.

The old spark takes a little more blowing to get going.

You know your way around but you dont want to go anywhere.

Your wife suggests you pull in your stomach and you get a hernia doing it.

You're not only interested in automobile airbags, you've become one.

The candles on your cake set off the sprinkler system.

You still miss your high school car, but you cant remember your classmates.


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