Funny Abstinence Slogans

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abstinence

i just saved a ton of money on condoms by switching to islam
abstinence

i just saved a ton of money on condoms by switching to islam


Funny Religious Jokes,  Demotivational Posters Funny,  
    
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abstinence

it's not really a "cice" when you have no offers.
abstinence

it's not really a "cice" when you have no offers.


Demotivational Posters Funny,  Jokes About Being Single,  
    
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i'm saving myself for wild, pionate, neymoon sex.
i'm saving myself for wild, pionate, neymoon sex.

Honeymoon Jokes,  
    
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abstinence

why wait until the neymoon to realize that your husband has no tentacles.
abstinence

why wait until the neymoon to realize that your husband has no tentacles.


Funny Demotivational Posters,  Funny Anime Memes,  
    
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abstinence

when your fanbase consists of 12 year old girls... it's easy.
abstinence

when your fanbase consists of 12 year old girls... it's easy.


Funny Demotivational Posters,  Fan Jokes,  
    
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Abstinence for some

Out of wedlock babies for others!
Abstinence for some

Out of wedlock babies for others!


Sarah Palin Memes,  Demotivational Posters Funny,  
    
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abstinence

makes the love grow stronger... perhaps too strong.
abstinence

makes the love grow stronger... perhaps too strong.


Demotivational Posters Funny,  Funny Wedding Photos,  
    
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resist the urgin'

stay a virgin
resist the urgin'

stay a virgin


Virginity Jokes,  
    
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abstinence is -

wait for it. wait....

keeping wait for it....

yeah! that's what abstinence is...
abstinence is -

wait for it. wait....

keeping wait for it....

yeah! that's what abstinence is...


    
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abstinence is for , but not for mine.
abstinence is for , but not for mine.

    
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abstinence makes the hand go wander
abstinence makes the hand go wander

Masturbating Jokes,  
    
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next time your teenage daughter practices abstinence, make sure she uses birth control.
next time your teenage daughter practices abstinence, make sure she uses birth control.

Birth Control Memes,  Birth Control Jokes,  
    
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my face is proof that abstinence works.
my face is proof that abstinence works.

    
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for lent, i'm giving up abstinence.
for lent, i'm giving up abstinence.

Lent Jokes,  Holiday Jokes,  
    
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Abstinence

If you couldn't get laid during high school,  make sure no one can.
Abstinence

If you couldn't get laid during high school, make sure no one can.


Demotivational Posters Funny,  High School Jokes,  
    
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