Funny Adult Christmas Jokes

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Before you laugh at children for believing in me.

Remember, there are adults that believe that Hillary Clinton would be a good president.
Before you laugh at children for believing in me.

Remember, there are adults that believe that Hillary Clinton would be a good president.


Memes,  Anti Hillary Meme,  Santa Claus Memes,  
    
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All my life I had to cook

But I ain't cooking on Christmas!
All my life I had to cook

But I ain't cooking on Christmas!


Memes,  Cooking Jokes,  
    
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when the tree ain't the only thing gettin' lit this year #kushkringle
when the tree ain't the only thing gettin' lit this year #kushkringle

Memes,  Snoop Dogg Jokes,  Smoke Weed Meme,  
    
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yeah... a sort of crisis - he had 15 pints and a vindaloo last night so the world's just dropped out of his bottom.
yeah... a sort of crisis - he had 15 pints and a vindaloo last night so the world's just dropped out of his bottom.

Santa Comics,  Reindeer Jokes,  
    
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every christmas i like to play a little game called "w drunk can i get witut my family noticing."
every christmas i like to play a little game called "w drunk can i get witut my family noticing."

Memes,  Alcoholic Jokes,  
    
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only christmas decoration i need
only christmas decoration i need

Memes,  Reindeer Jokes For Christmas,  
    
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I need to jump on that welfare train, live in low income housing, have a coach purse, nails done, new car & still have my Christmas gifts donated
I need to jump on that welfare train, live in low income housing, have a coach purse, nails done, new car & still have my Christmas gifts donated

Funny Ecards,  Welfare Jokes,  
    
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spanish girls are being naughty to receive coal for christmas for their okahs. tan sucias que son.
spanish girls are being naughty to receive coal for christmas for their okahs. tan sucias que son.

Funny Quotes,  Smoking Jokes,  Jokes In Spanish,  
    
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all i want for christmas is enough alcol to get me through christmas.
all i want for christmas is enough alcol to get me through christmas.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Christmas One Liners,  Funny Xmas Wishes,  
    
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christmas is like anal sex. it's fun, doesn't happen very often

and if you don't do enough preparation it will end in tears
christmas is like anal sex. it's fun, doesn't happen very often

and if you don't do enough preparation it will end in tears


Memes,  
    
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the more kids you have, the more you want to drink after visiting santa.
the more kids you have, the more you want to drink after visiting santa.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Christmas Jokes,  
    
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I must be the popular mom

All the neighborhood boys bought me yoga shorts for Xmas
I must be the popular mom

All the neighborhood boys bought me yoga shorts for Xmas


Memes,  Funny Xmas Jokes,  
    
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when someone asks "where is your christmas spirit?", is it wrong to point at the liquor cabinet?!?
when someone asks "where is your christmas spirit?", is it wrong to point at the liquor cabinet?!?

Funny Ecards,  Funny Christmas Ecards,  Funny Christmas One Liners,  
    
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What did you ask for

Your wife asked for a real man
What did you ask for

Your wife asked for a real man


Memes,  Offensive Christmas Jokes,  Rude Christmas Jokes,  
    
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