Funny Adult Facts

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Good news! 

There's an "Odyssey of the Mind" for adults!

Bad news:

It's called a job
Good news!

There's an "Odyssey of the Mind" for adults!

Bad news:

It's called a job


Odyssey Jokes,  10 Funny Facts,  Adult One Liners,  
    
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"Fun-size" candy bars are smaller than some of the pills in my medicine cabinet.
"Fun-size" candy bars are smaller than some of the pills in my medicine cabinet.

Candy Bar Jokes,  Medicine Joke,  
    
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I don't run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone and ignore them like all other adults.
I don't run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone and ignore them like all other adults.

Funny Quotes,  Adult Joke,  
    
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he don't call you till 3am

that ain't your man
he don't call you till 3am

that ain't your man


Memes,  Steve Harvey Meme,  Hilarious Love Jokes,  
    
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did my genetic tests come back?

yeah. sit down. 

is it bad news? what are my risk factors? 

we can't be sure about this, but we've analyzed genes on several of your chromosomes, and it's hard to avoid the conclusion: 

at some point, your parents had sex. 

oh god! 

stay calm! it's possible it was just once! 

i... i need to be alone.
did my genetic tests come back?

yeah. sit down.

is it bad news? what are my risk factors?

we can't be sure about this, but we've analyzed genes on several of your chromosomes, and it's hard to avoid the conclusion:

at some point, your parents had sex.

oh god!

stay calm! it's possible it was just once!

i... i need to be alone.


Funny Jokes,  Gene Jokes,  
    
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": side effects were laughter and frosted flakes, that's all i remember."
": side effects were laughter and frosted flakes, that's all i remember."

Funny Quotes,  Robin William Jokes,  
    
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the reason all  

talk  during sex
the reason all

talk during sex


Memes,  
    
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When we were kids 

You didn't have to say "Don't try this at home" because we weren't all a bunch of morons.
When we were kids

You didn't have to say "Don't try this at home" because we weren't all a bunch of morons.


Demotivational Posters,  Funny Cartoon Sayings,  
    
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what men look for in a woman

intelligence

personality

other
what men look for in a woman

intelligence

personality

other


Funny Pictures,  Witty Puns,  
    
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15 Ways That Turning Into An Adult Is Not All That It's Cracked Up To Be
We all have hopes, dreams and expectations on how awesome life should be. Unfortunately, reality always sets in!

Life,  Funny Thoughts On Life,  Expectation Vs Reality Jokes,  Funny Life Facts,  
    
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If a woman speaks and no one hears, she is probably a Mother
If a woman speaks and no one hears, she is probably a Mother

Funny Quotes,  Jokes For Mothers,  Mom Disses,  
    
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masturbating too often can lead to the same major brain change as a drug addiction.
masturbating too often can lead to the same major brain change as a drug addiction.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Inappropriate Facts,  
    
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a single sperm has 37.5mb of dna information in it. that means a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of around 1,587gb in about 3 seconds...and you tught 4g was fast. 

that's a  of alot of information to swallow!
a single sperm has 37.5mb of dna information in it. that means a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of around 1,587gb in about 3 seconds...and you tught 4g was fast.

that's a of alot of information to swallow!


Adult Humor Jokes,  Sperm Jokes  
    
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when he touches me

it's always boobs first
when he touches me

it's always boobs first


Women Memes  
    
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