Funny Adult Jokes

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when you promised your girl you'd only have one drink
when you promised your girl you'd only have one drink

Jokes Drinking,  Jack Daniels Jokes,  Funny Relationship Pictures,  
    
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with the acid really kicking in, big bird can't tell if the blood and screams are real or in his head
with the acid really kicking in, big bird can't tell if the blood and screams are real or in his head

Drug Jokes,  Big Bird Jokes,  
    
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mom: ok, one more time. the daddy meets the mommy, they go on top of each other and lay down. then the daddy gets fat, the mommy gets drunk and here you are today. so tell the teacher to  off. you're not wearing velcro.
mom: ok, one more time. the daddy meets the mommy, they go on top of each other and lay down. then the daddy gets fat, the mommy gets drunk and here you are today. so tell the teacher to off. you're not wearing velcro.

Memes,  Parenting Memes,  
    
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you can ride in my jeep

if you like being topless and dirty
you can ride in my jeep

if you like being topless and dirty


Jeep Jokes,  
    
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what a nice little dog you've got-

would he like a biscuit?
what a nice little dog you've got-

would he like a biscuit?


Dog Jokes,  
    
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These kids don't realize this is an actual precursor to adulthood
These kids don't realize this is an actual precursor to adulthood

Memes,  Adult Humor,  Life Humor,  
    
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Remember when you were 8 and carrying your razor scooter and it would hit you in the ankles and it felt like the world was ending?

That's adulthood.
Remember when you were 8 and carrying your razor scooter and it would hit you in the ankles and it felt like the world was ending?

That's adulthood.


Funny Jokes,  Adult Funny Jokes,  
    
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when your trying to get a quickie in

before work and bae won't wake up
when your trying to get a quickie in

before work and bae won't wake up


Memes,  Relationship Facts,  New Relationship Jokes,  
    
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You know you're an adult when....

You get excited when there's a new sponge in the sink
You know you're an adult when....

You get excited when there's a new sponge in the sink


Memes,  Cleaning Jokes,  
    
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i think i'm the reason my guardian angel has a drinking problem
i think i'm the reason my guardian angel has a drinking problem

Funny Jokes,  Jokes Drinking,  Funny Alcohol Images,  
    
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wa dude

i feel like i'm in a meme right now
wa dude

i feel like i'm in a meme right now


Tripping Jokes,  Meme Jokes,  Funny Pics And Jokes,  
    
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when she says she likes getting cked
when she says she likes getting cked

Memes,  Choking Humor,  Freaky Jokes,  
    
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when the kid wakes up so you gotta pretend like you weren't sucking the d
when the kid wakes up so you gotta pretend like you weren't sucking the d

    
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when she starts to act up

give her the act right cuffs!
when she starts to act up

give her the act right cuffs!


Funny Freaky Jokes,  Jokes For Adults,  
    
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Bruh straight up you will find me in the theater watching finding dory like
Bruh straight up you will find me in the theater watching finding dory like

Memes,  Movie Theater Jokes,  Finding Nemo Meme,  
    
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