Funny Adult One Liners

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How m bills look at me soon as I get paid
How m bills look at me soon as I get paid

Memes,  Bills Jokes,  Payday Jokes,  
    
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"so what movie you want playing in  the background while you giving me head"
"so what movie you want playing in the background while you giving me head"

Memes,  
    
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i pe you're a depreciating et

because i'd love to adjust your entry
i pe you're a depreciating et

because i'd love to adjust your entry


Accounting Puns,  
    
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um....

they have franzia in peru.... right???
um....

they have franzia in peru.... right???


Peru Jokes,  Funny Wine Sayings,  
    
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my swear jar could finance the ing space program
my swear jar could finance the ing space program

Humorous One Liners,  Space Jokes,  
    
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summer: the time of year when parents realize just w grossly underpaid teachers actually are.
summer: the time of year when parents realize just w grossly underpaid teachers actually are.

Funny Ecards,  Summer Vacation Jokes,  
    
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excuuuuse me
excuuuuse me



Memes,  Louis Jokes,  Adult Joke Sms,  
    
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you are a big country. you are the kindest country in the world. you are like a really nice apartment over a meth lab. 

---robin williams on canada
you are a big country. you are the kindest country in the world. you are like a really nice apartment over a meth lab.

---robin williams on canada


Funny Quotes,  Robin William Jokes,  Funny Canada Facts,  
    
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every single one of my ancestors has managed to get laid.

there is pe...
every single one of my ancestors has managed to get laid.

there is pe...


Funny Jokes,  Virginity Jokes,  Gene Pool Jokes,  
    
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am i the only one around here

w was taught not to swear in front of children?
am i the only one around here

w was taught not to swear in front of children?


Memes,  
    
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Elementary kids have iPhones but this is what I did in Elementary
Elementary kids have iPhones but this is what I did in Elementary

Memes,  Elementary School Jokes,  Back In The Day Jokes,  
    
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i don't pretend to be anything i am not...

except for sober
i don't pretend to be anything i am not...

except for sober


Funny Quotes,  Funny Jokes Drunk,  Inspirational Jokes,  
    
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parents always worry about two things..
what their sons download

and..
what their daughters upload!!
parents always worry about two things..
what their sons download

and..
what their daughters upload!!


Funny Jokes,  Parenting Memes,  Son Jokes,  
    
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when your girl on top riding and you tryna get a ty in your mouth
when your girl on top riding and you tryna get a ty in your mouth

Funny Jokes,  Sexy Humor,  Images Of Funny Dogs,  
    
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one of these things fixes everything.

the other is a roll of tape.
one of these things fixes everything.

the other is a roll of tape.


Funny Jokes,  Funny Sayings About Alcohol,  Duct Tape Jokes,  
    
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