Funny Adult Sayings

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-daddy, why do you get drunk every night?

-because i survived being an adult after a long day and that's amazing
-daddy, why do you get drunk every night?

-because i survived being an adult after a long day and that's amazing


Memes,  Father Son Jokes,  Alcoholic Jokes,  
    
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the 

mightier
the

mightier


Pen Puns,  
    
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Pay back the money

For what, for who?
Pay back the money

For what, for who?


Jacob Zuma Jokes,  Free Jokes One Liners,  Joke Quote,  
    
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what if project x aruba

is just an idea from a guy w saw the movie and wanted to get laid too?
what if project x aruba

is just an idea from a guy w saw the movie and wanted to get laid too?


Aruba Jokes,  Funny Movie Sayings,  Keanu Meme,  
    
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when we were kids: santa

now: the delivery guy
when we were kids: santa

now: the delivery guy


Funny Quotes,  Funny Holiday Quotes,  
    
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People say that the children are our future.

That terrifies me.

I've been around twelve year olds. 

I've heard the way they speak. 

Fifty years from now

You'll hear some girl like 

"OMG srsly? I cant even, bye." 

And you'll be like

"That was a terrible State of the Union address."
People say that the children are our future.

That terrifies me.

I've been around twelve year olds.

I've heard the way they speak.

Fifty years from now

You'll hear some girl like

"OMG srsly? I cant even, bye."

And you'll be like

"That was a terrible State of the Union address."


Funny Jokes,  Best Comedian Jokes,  Political Jokes 2015,  
    
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They lied about the grass!

It's awesome over here!!!!!
They lied about the grass!

It's awesome over here!!!!!


Funny Ecards,  Grass Jokes,  Awesome One Liners,  
    
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this was a terrible day.

first, my ex got hit by a bus.

then, i lost my job as a bus driver.
this was a terrible day.

first, my ex got hit by a bus.

then, i lost my job as a bus driver.


Funny Ecards,  Bus Driver Jokes,  Funny Ex Boyfriend Quotes,  
    
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Adulthood

"If you're not tired you're not doing it right."
Adulthood

"If you're not tired you're not doing it right."


Funny Quotes,  Adult Humor,  Tired Jokes,  
    
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I'm not sure if that's Clifford

Or if it's Blue's Clues
I'm not sure if that's Clifford

Or if it's Blue's Clues


Memes,  Clifford Jokes,  Futurama Fry Meme (theme),  
    
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the term "oked up" is so broad... like did you kiss or did you have anal??
the term "oked up" is so broad... like did you kiss or did you have anal??


Funny Quotes,  
    
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the  you mean

you don't have hennessy!
the you mean

you don't have hennessy!


Memes,  Funny Alcohol Quotes,  
    
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dear christina,

roses are red
lemons are sour
open your legs
and give me an ur

roses are red, 
violets are blue
i'm using my hand,
but thinking of you

roses are red
violets are blue
poems are hard
so is my
dear christina,

roses are red
lemons are sour
open your legs
and give me an ur

roses are red,
violets are blue
i'm using my hand,
but thinking of you

roses are red
violets are blue
poems are hard
so is my


Funny Quotes,  Funny Love Poems,  
    
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a pimp named slickback would put a lot of things over a . money over a ? always. brand new gators over a ? absolutely. a turkey sandwich with just tomato? guaranteed.
a pimp named slickback would put a lot of things over a . money over a ? always. brand new gators over a ? absolutely. a turkey sandwich with just tomato? guaranteed.

Meme,  Boondocks,  
    
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I officially resign from adulthood!

Decisions will be made through eenie-meenie-minee-moe and arguments settled by sticking out my tongue. 

I'll be at recess if you need me!
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me: me
me

I officially resign from adulthood!

Decisions will be made through eenie-meenie-minee-moe and arguments settled by sticking out my tongue.

I'll be at recess if you need me!


Funny Jokes,  Funny Adult Quotes,  
    
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