Funny Advice For New Parents

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When your kids say "You never buy me anything"
When your kids say "You never buy me anything"

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when your parents say your friends are a bad influence
when your parents say your friends are a bad influence

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You'll get an extra hour of sleep tonight

False/ Babies deny daylight savings time
You'll get an extra hour of sleep tonight

False/ Babies deny daylight savings time


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lol when you can't afford something you put it back
lol when you can't afford something you put it back

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Dear Parents, thanks for giving me such a weird name. Sincerely, my name is never on those gift key chains.
Dear Parents, thanks for giving me such a weird name. Sincerely, my name is never on those gift key chains.

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The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is because they have a common 'enemy'.
The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is because they have a common 'enemy'.

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Kids have so much energy because they siphon it out of their parents like little gasoline thieves.
Kids have so much energy because they siphon it out of their parents like little gasoline thieves.

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Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

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Are your children still wetting the bed? Get them an electric blanket, they will soon learn.
Are your children still wetting the bed? Get them an electric blanket, they will soon learn.

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There are mean parents and then there are parents who switch off the WiFi at night.
There are mean parents and then there are parents who switch off the WiFi at night.

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if you can't afford condoms, then you can't afford kids.
if you can't afford condoms, then you can't afford kids.

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My brother just told me he and his wife are expecting. This is what I told him.

Sleep. Sleep as long as you can.

For the love of God, cherish it.
My brother just told me he and his wife are expecting. This is what I told him.

Sleep. Sleep as long as you can.

For the love of God, cherish it.


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New Parent Idea:

1. Take pictures of you pulling baby out of spacecraft in forest.

2. Hide pictures in attic for kid to find when he's 10.
New Parent Idea:

1. Take pictures of you pulling baby out of spacecraft in forest.

2. Hide pictures in attic for kid to find when he's 10.


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I couldn't wait to grow up so people would stop telling me what to do.

And then I had kids.
I couldn't wait to grow up so people would stop telling me what to do.

And then I had kids.


Funny Baby Advice For New Parents,  Parents Jokes  
    
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Washing baby

Good

Bad
Washing baby

Good

Bad


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