Funny Advice Quotes

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"Carbs are bad for you. Don't eat carbs after 6pm."

Me:
"Carbs are bad for you. Don't eat carbs after 6pm."

Me:


Memes,  Jokes On Food,  Eating Meme,  
    
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if you think your t teacher wants to have sex with you 

she doesn't
if you think your t teacher wants to have sex with you

she doesn't


Student Jokes Humor,  
    
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un yourself

be w you were before all that stuff happened that dimmed your ing shine.
un yourself

be w you were before all that stuff happened that dimmed your ing shine.


Funny Love Advice,  Funny Motivational Sayings,  Funny Inspirational Quotes,  
    
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pro tip-

there's nothing but sad lonely es at the bar drinking away their "i'm a lonely loser" feels today
pro tip-

there's nothing but sad lonely es at the bar drinking away their "i'm a lonely loser" feels today


Funny Jokes,  Lonely Jokes,  Valentines Jokes,  
    
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When you draw a card

Look at your opponent and ask there life total
When you draw a card

Look at your opponent and ask there life total


Cookie Monster Jokes,  Magic: The Gathering Jokes,  Funny Advice,  
    
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remember, always dump your dead oker on an outgoing tide.
remember, always dump your dead oker on an outgoing tide.

Funny Life Advice,  
    
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"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk...

That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."

-Ernest Hemingway
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk...

That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."

-Ernest Hemingway


Memes,  Sober Jokes,  
    
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"try not to be a ."

-buddha
"try not to be a ."

-buddha


Funny Jokes,  Buddha Jokes,  
    
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things a taurus must have: 

stability and good sex.
things a taurus must have:

stability and good sex.


Taurus Quotes,  
    
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what belongs to a taurus

belongs to them

so don't touch their .
what belongs to a taurus

belongs to them

so don't touch their .


Taurus Quotes,  Humor Pictures,  Jokes So Funny,  
    
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during an interview ask w strict their sexual harment policy is.
during an interview ask w strict their sexual harment policy is.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Interview Jokes,  Job Interview Jokes,  
    
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If there's an asterisk next to free*

*It's not free
If there's an asterisk next to free*

*It's not free


Funny Advice,  Free Funny Sayings,  Actual Advice Mallard (theme),  
    
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if your  not fat and  still love you ... you got the juice
if your not fat and still love you ... you got the juice

Jokes For Women,  
    
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say your prayers, take your vitamins

and eat a  brother!
say your prayers, take your vitamins

and eat a brother!


Hulk Hogan Jokes,  Vitamins Joke,  Jokes About Prayer,  
    
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