Funny Alcohol Quotes

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Me: I'm not drinking this week

Inner me: Monday was tough, you deserve a drink or 6
Me: I'm not drinking this week

Inner me: Monday was tough, you deserve a drink or 6


Memes,  Funny Drinking Sayings,  Evil Kermit Meme,  
    
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Its National Women's Day

Where's the wine?
Its National Women's Day

Where's the wine?


Memes,  International Womens Day Joke,  Funny Wine Sayings,  
    
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me: *gets drunk 6 nights in a row*

me: i'm taking a breck from drinking alcol

friends: let's turn up

me:
me: *gets drunk 6 nights in a row*

me: i'm taking a breck from drinking alcol

friends: let's turn up

me:


Memes,  Turn Up Meme,  
    
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q: why did god invent alcol?

a: so ecuador fans can get laid too.
q: why did god invent alcol?

a: so ecuador fans can get laid too.


Ecuador Jokes,  Offensive Racist Jokes,  Offensive Religious Jokes,  
    
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may your troubles be less

your blessings be more...

only one pint seems so li'l

so i'm sending you four!
may your troubles be less

your blessings be more...

only one pint seems so li'l

so i'm sending you four!


Funny Irish Birthday Wishes,  Funny Drinking Sayings,  Irish Humor,  
    
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let's just extend our purim drinking right on into st patrick's day and nor both sets of in-laws!
let's just extend our purim drinking right on into st patrick's day and nor both sets of in-laws!

Ecards,  Purim Jokes,  Drinking Ecards,  
    
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all i've had today is like 6 gummy bears

and some scotch
all i've had today is like 6 gummy bears

and some scotch


Sean Connery Meme,  Alcohol Jokes,  
    
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the older you get the more  you appreciate cancelled plans, early nights, thunderstorms and alcol that is on sale.
the older you get the more you appreciate cancelled plans, early nights, thunderstorms and alcol that is on sale.

Funny Quotes,  Storm Jokes,  
    
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all you need is love.

...and wine. i forgot wine
all you need is love.

...and wine. i forgot wine


Funny Cute Love Jokes,  Wine Humor,  
    
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wine flies when you are having fun!
wine flies when you are having fun!

Wine Puns,  Funny Wine Slogans,  Funny Wine Signs,  
    
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Drunk me is the me I really want to be. Confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk.
Drunk me is the me I really want to be. Confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Drunk Quotes,  Funny Drunk Jokes,  
    
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q: why did god invent alcol?

a: so guatemala fans can get laid too.
q: why did god invent alcol?

a: so guatemala fans can get laid too.


Guatemala Jokes,  Funny Sayings About Alcohol,  
    
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two more cosmopolitans please. i haven't quite drank myself under the tablet yet.
two more cosmopolitans please. i haven't quite drank myself under the tablet yet.

Drinking Ecards,  Cosmopolitan Jokes,  
    
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i love watermelon

flavored daquiris while on vacation in the bahamas
i love watermelon

flavored daquiris while on vacation in the bahamas


The Bahamas Jokes,  Successful Black Man Meme (theme),  
    
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i love 

s,

booze,

and men with

tattoos
i love

s,

booze,

and men with

tattoos


Funny Jokes,  Jokes About Tattoos,  Funny Jokes For Girls,  
    
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