Funny Alcohol Sayings

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me: i'll just sip this one drink tonight

drink: didn't know u was a . chug me, take 6 sts after, ruin everything.
me: i'll just sip this one drink tonight

drink: didn't know u was a . chug me, take 6 sts after, ruin everything.


Memes,  Funny Drinking Sayings,  Evil Kermit Meme,  
    
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when i was young i used to have a jack in the box,

but now i prefer my jack in the bottle.
when i was young i used to have a jack in the box,

but now i prefer my jack in the bottle.


Jack Daniels Jokes,  Drinking Jokes Funny,  Funny Drinking Sayings,  
    
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cop: you been drinking sir?

guy: had 2 twisted tea's earlier

cop: here's ur ticket for being a 13 year old
cop: you been drinking sir?

guy: had 2 twisted tea's earlier

cop: here's ur ticket for being a 13 year old


Memes,  Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Cop Jokes,  
    
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what is that you're lding?

, forrest !
what is that you're lding?

, forrest !


Memes,  Forrest Gump Jokes,  Rum Jokes,  
    
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let's get ready to stumble!
let's get ready to stumble!

Irish Jokes One Liners,  Funny Drinking Signs,  
    
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irish whiskey makes me frisky!
irish whiskey makes me frisky!

Irish Jokes One Liners,  Whiskey Jokes,  
    
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the big difference in a bottle of scotch and kilt?

when one goes down the other goes up.
the big difference in a bottle of scotch and kilt?

when one goes down the other goes up.


Funny Scottish Sayings,  
    
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no alcol sales on good friday? 

better drink my own .
no alcol sales on good friday?

better drink my own .


Good Friday Meme,  
    
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has it been one of tse days?

screw it!
has it been one of tse days?

screw it!


Wine Puns,  Daily Jokes,  Bad Day Jokes,  
    
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oops, we bought champagne instead of milk again!
oops, we bought champagne instead of milk again!

Funny Quotes,  Funny Sayings About Alcohol,  
    
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i hate when people say you don't need alcol to have fun... well you don't need running s to run but it ing helps
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i hate when people say you don't need alcol to have fun... well you don't need running s to run but it ing helps

Funny Quotes,  Best Party Jokes,  Funny Party Sayings,  
    
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liquor before  you're in the clear

 before liquor you'll be okay don't be a little
liquor before you're in the clear

before liquor you'll be okay don't be a little


Funny Jokes,  Liquor Jokes,  Beer Jokes,  
    
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you only really understand w drunk you are when you're peeing.
you only really understand w drunk you are when you're peeing.

Pee Jokes,  Drinking Jokes One Liners,  Funny Drinking Facts,  
    
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"so w you going to kiss for new years?"

alcol.
"so w you going to kiss for new years?"

alcol.


Memes,  New Years Jokes One Liners,  Kissing Jokes,  
    
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you bring the alcol, ill bring the bad decisions
you bring the alcol, ill bring the bad decisions

Funny Alcohol Quotes,  Drinking Jokes Funny,  
    
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