Funny Alcohol Sayings

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[First day as a bartender] Customer: I'll have a martini, dry Me, staring at all the liquid ingredients: I don't know how to tell you this
[First day as a bartender]

Customer: I'll have a martini, dry

Me, staring at all the liquid ingredients: I don't know how to tell you this

Memes,  Bartender Jokes,  
    
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if you ever feel like a piece of , just know some people voluntarily drink this
if you ever feel like a piece of , just know some people voluntarily drink this

Memes,  Uplifting Jokes,  Funny Beer Quotes,  
    
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When your friend says "I think you've had enough to drink"
When your friend says "I think you've had enough to drink"

Memes,  Reaction Memes,  Jokes To Say To Your Friends,  
    
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me: i'll just sip this one drink tonight drink: didn't know u was a . chug me, take 6 sts after, ruin everything.
me: i'll just sip this one drink tonight

drink: didn't know u was a . chug me, take 6 sts after, ruin everything.

Memes,  Funny Drinking Sayings,  Evil Kermit Meme,  
    
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when i was young i used to have a jack in the box, but now i prefer my jack in the bottle.
when i was young i used to have a jack in the box,

but now i prefer my jack in the bottle.

Jack Daniels Jokes,  Drinking Jokes Funny,  Funny Drinking Sayings,  
    
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cop: you been drinking sir? guy: had 2 twisted tea's earlier cop: here's ur ticket for being a 13 year old
cop: you been drinking sir?

guy: had 2 twisted tea's earlier

cop: here's ur ticket for being a 13 year old

Memes,  Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Cop Jokes,  
    
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what is that you're lding? , forrest !
what is that you're lding?

, forrest !

Memes,  Forrest Gump Jokes,  Rum Jokes,  
    
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let's get ready to stumble!
let's get ready to stumble!

Irish Jokes One Liners,  Funny Drinking Signs,  
    
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irish whiskey makes me frisky!
irish whiskey makes me frisky!

Irish Jokes One Liners,  Whiskey Jokes,  
    
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the big difference in a bottle of scotch and kilt? when one goes down the other goes up.
the big difference in a bottle of scotch and kilt?

when one goes down the other goes up.

Funny Scottish Sayings,  
    
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no alcol sales on good friday? better drink my own .
no alcol sales on good friday?

better drink my own .

Good Friday Meme,  
    
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has it been one of tse days? screw it!
has it been one of tse days?

screw it!

Wine Puns,  Daily Jokes,  Bad Day Jokes,  
    
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oops, we bought champagne instead of milk again!
oops, we bought champagne instead of milk again!

Funny Quotes,  Funny Sayings About Alcohol,  
    
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i hate when people say you don't need alcol to have fun... well you don't need running s to run but it ing helps
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i hate when people say you don't need alcol to have fun... well you don't need running s to run but it ing helps

Funny Quotes,  Best Party Jokes,  Funny Party Sayings,  
    
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liquor before you're in the clear before liquor you'll be okay don't be a little
liquor before you're in the clear

before liquor you'll be okay don't be a little

Funny Jokes,  Liquor Jokes,  Beer Jokes,  
    
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