Funny American Sayings

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My country tears of thee and fresh American apple pie. Yes, the land of the free. The land that’s better than yours. The land where anything is possible but at the same time America be creeping into other countries for oil like the Tip Toe nation on the hustle.

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You wouldn't get deported if you had come here legally.
You wouldn't get deported if you had come here legally.

Memes,  Illegal Mexican Jokes,  Roll Safe Meme,  
    
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Me: I'm a citizen. My vote counts. Electoral college:
Me: I'm a citizen. My vote counts.

Electoral college:

Memes,  Vote Meme,  
    
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Make America Drake again
Make America Drake again

Memes,  Funny Campaign Slogan,  Funny Drake Pictures,  
    
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if you can not afford a lawyer, one will be appointed to you if you cannot afford a doctor, lol tough bro
if you can not afford a lawyer, one will be appointed to you

if you cannot afford a doctor, lol tough bro

Funny Lawyer Slogans,  Funny Lawyer Quotes,  Best Lawyer Quotes,  
    
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O my exhaust is to loud I'm sorry I thought this was America
O my exhaust is to loud

I'm sorry I thought this was America

Memes,  Auto Jokes,  South Park Meme,  
    
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Being black in America is exhausting. Y'all want us to sing, dance, play football, run fast, be your target practice, and be quiet.
Being black in America is exhausting. Y'all want us to sing, dance, play football, run fast, be your target practice, and be quiet.

Funny Quotes,  Black Jokes For Black People,  Funny Racism Jokes,  
    
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Hey gurl Equality for some Tiny American flags for all!
Hey gurl

Equality for some

Tiny American flags for all!

Funny Quotes,  American Memes,  
    
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freedom isn't free, mother ers. happy veterans day.
freedom isn't free, mother ers. happy veterans day.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Holiday Wishes,  Veterans Day Meme,  
    
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so then i stood up and told that teachin' lady the only crayon colors i need are red, white and blue
so then i stood up and told that teachin' lady

the only crayon colors i need are red, white and blue

Memes,  American Memes,  Bad Toddlers,  
    
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As an Arab-American I am happy others get to be spied on too.
As an Arab-American

I am happy others get to be spied on too.

Meme,  Arabic Jokes,  Confession Bear (theme),  
    
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w american accents sound to the british and inas hahaha bald eagles and my is bigger than an aircraft carrier motheraaaas touchdownnnnnn! explosions and ! woooooo! yes! yes!
w american accents sound to the british

and inas hahaha
bald eagles and
my is bigger than an aircraft carrier motheraaaas
touchdownnnnnn!
explosions and !
woooooo!
yes!
yes!

Funny Jokes,  British Jokes,  
    
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Why do we kill people, who kill other people, to show that killing people is wrong?
Why do we kill people, who kill other people, to show that killing people is wrong?

Funny Quotes,  Murder Jokes,  
    
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please this america!
please this

america!

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Americans 2 biggest problems: Getting a close parking place... Getting more exercise...
Americans 2 biggest problems: Getting a close parking place... Getting more exercise...

Funny Ecards,  Anti American Jokes,  Fat Jokes Insults,  
    
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american? more like american't hear you over all this freedom, motherer
american? more like american't hear you

over all this freedom, motherer

Meme,  Freedom Jokes,  
    
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