Funny Animal Facts

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Did you know that a baby elephant weighs about 250 pounds when it is born? Or that a duck's quack doesn't echo and nobody knows why? These are only a couple of the funny animal facts that you will find in this section. You will also find jokes like, "Where do goldfish come from? Divers swim deep into the sea to find schools of plastic baggies." Even though that's not an actual fact, it does sound very believable.

Other jokes like, "There's no such thing as a mean dog they are products of their environment. Cats on the other hand can be real cunts just because it's Wednesday" is another one that sounds factual lol. You will find more funny facts, jokes and memes about animals on this page.
Things to remember when horse riding

1. The front end bites!

2. The back end kicks!

3. The middle bit throws you in the air!
Things to remember when horse riding

1. The front end bites!

2. The back end kicks!

3. The middle bit throws you in the air!


Horse Jokes For Kids,  Horse Riding Jokes,  Jokes About Horses,  
    
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What is a beagle?

A beagle is a nose on four legs
What is a beagle?

A beagle is a nose on four legs


Beagle Jokes,  Nose Jokes,  Funny Dog Facts,  
    
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Very listening

Wow

Amazing

Much excited

Such stubborn
Very listening

Wow

Amazing

Much excited

Such stubborn


Beagle Jokes,  Beagle Jokes,  Funny Jokes About Dogs,  
    
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Has big ears

Still doesn't listen
Has big ears

Still doesn't listen


Big Ear Jokes,  French Bulldog Jokes,  Funny Dog Facts,  
    
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elk the real reason they have antlers
elk the real reason they have antlers

Elk Jokes,  Adult Animal Jokes,  
    
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There are still millions of species to be discovered in the rainforest

Who nose what can be out there
There are still millions of species to be discovered in the rainforest

Who nose what can be out there


Funny Jokes,  Rainforest Jokes,  Nose Puns,  
    
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Converts vegetables

To bacon
Converts vegetables

To bacon


Funny Jokes,  Bacon Jokes,  Funny Bacon,  
    
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Killing a spider makes the spider gene pool sneakier and more deadly.
Killing a spider makes the spider gene pool sneakier and more deadly.

Funny Jokes,  Spider Memes,  Gene Pool Jokes,  
    
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at birth, baby elephants weight about 250 pounds...

making them the biggest babies on earth right after your
at birth, baby elephants weight about 250 pounds...

making them the biggest babies on earth right after your


Memes,  Witty Put Downs,  Intellectual Insults,  
    
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A catfish is neither a cat nor a fish... No wait, it's totally a fish. Sorry, this week's been sorta nuts for me.
A catfish is neither a cat nor a fish... No wait, it's totally a fish. Sorry, this week's been sorta nuts for me.

Funny Jokes,  Catfish Jokes,  
    
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there's no such thing as a mean dog

they are products of their environment

cats on the other hand

can be real s just because it's wednesday
there's no such thing as a mean dog

they are products of their environment

cats on the other hand

can be real s just because it's wednesday


Memes,  Cat Vs Dog Jokes,  Mean Cat Jokes,  
    
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Peacocks are like rave turkeys
Peacocks are like rave turkeys

Memes,  Peacock Jokes,  
    
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Fact of the day: Zebras' stripes are not always black and white. Sometimes they are black and orange

This is a giraffe
Fact of the day: Zebras' stripes are not always black and white. Sometimes they are black and orange

This is a giraffe


Funny Jokes,  Zebra Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Nature's way of saying 

Do not touch!
Nature's way of saying

Do not touch!


Meme,  Nature Jokes,  
    
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Has long claws that would make awesome weapons

Slowest animal on earth
Has long claws that would make awesome weapons

Slowest animal on earth


Meme,  Slow Jokes,  Funny Sloth Facts,  
    
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