Funny Animal Quotes

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How are unicorns fake but giraffes are real like what's more believable a horse with a horn or leopard-moose-camel with a 40 foot neck
How are unicorns fake but giraffes are real like what's more believable a horse with a horn or leopard-moose-camel with a 40 foot neck

Memes,  Giraffe Jokes,  Unicorn Jokes,  
    
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Me: Alright come on buddy we're going inside

Dog: We're going for a walk

Me: Walk it is then!
Me: Alright come on buddy we're going inside

Dog: We're going for a walk

Me: Walk it is then!


Memes,  Funny Dog Sayings,  Pet Memes,  
    
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Me: Sure do love when she pets my fur..

Inner me: Scratch the hell out of her & take off running into the other room
Me: Sure do love when she pets my fur..

Inner me: Scratch the hell out of her & take off running into the other room


Memes,  Pet Humor,  Funny Cat Sayings,  
    
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"so, then i was like, 'listen goldie , you done entered the wrong mothering use."
"so, then i was like, 'listen goldie , you done entered the wrong mothering use."

Memes,  Grizzly Bear Jokes,  
    
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"hey bro, what you thinkin' about?

"i dunno, freedom and ."
"hey bro, what you thinkin' about?

"i dunno, freedom and ."


Memes,  Eagle Jokes,  Freedom Memes,  
    
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"aye wup" 

" you mean harambe dead?? i was just with this "

"nah can't be..not my ..they  him"
"aye wup"

" you mean harambe dead?? i was just with this "

"nah can't be..not my ..they him"


Memes,  Monkey Jokes,  Harambe Meme,  
    
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so yall gonna sot my baby daddy

cus dis  aint watching her ing son
so yall gonna sot my baby daddy

cus dis aint watching her ing son


Memes,  Baby Daddy Jokes,  Gorilla Jokes,  
    
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girl: why don't u get up and catch a mouse for once

cat: why don't you a boyfriend for once

girl: ...

cat: that's what i f**king tught margaret
girl: why don't u get up and catch a mouse for once

cat: why don't you a boyfriend for once

girl: ...

cat: that's what i f**king tught margaret


Memes,  Funny Cat Sayings,  Lazy Memes,  
    
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lost his lil nail two minutes ago and he's already pping around because i ain't raise no
lost his lil nail two minutes ago and he's already pping around because i ain't raise no

Memes,  Rabbit Humor,  Pet Memes,  
    
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Excuse me sir, do you have a minute to hear about our lord and savior Winnie the Pooh?
Excuse me sir, do you have a minute to hear about our lord and savior Winnie the Pooh?

Memes,  Funny Bear Jokes,  Funny Religious Sayings,  
    
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Fly pelican

Come on, meing!
Fly pelican

Come on, meing!


Pelican Jokes,  Movie Meme,  
    
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"say i won't break through this  rn and tear yo lil  up"
"say i won't break through this rn and tear yo lil up"

Memes,  Polar Bear Jokes,  
    
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"that  lying! and u gone believe that  like u don't know w messy these  are"
"that lying! and u gone believe that like u don't know w messy these are"

Memes,  Lmfao,  
    
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Hey, I just met you and this is crazy

But I'm a possum, now you've got rabies
Hey, I just met you and this is crazy

But I'm a possum, now you've got rabies


Possum Jokes,  Funny Song Quotes,  
    
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i'm a ing animal in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 urs a day.
i'm a ing animal in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 urs a day.

Funny Jokes,  Koala Bear Jokes,  
    
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