Funny Anniversary Quotes

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Here we have some of the most funny anniversary quotes. Quotes about getting so drunk that they think they look as good as they did when they first met and other funny sayings about things couples celebrating an anniversary would may think or say to each other.

In this section, we have added the funniest anniversary quotes from all over the web. We have searched all over the internet and have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and have added them here.

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Celebrating 

The 14th anniversary of my

21st birthday
Celebrating

The 14th anniversary of my

21st birthday


35th Birthday Jokes,  Clean Birthday Jokes,  
    
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Happy Anniversary Baby! Thank goodness we still have each other, because I'm pretty sure no one else would put up with all our shenanigans! ~xoxo
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KS: KS
Happy Anniversary Baby! Thank goodness we still have each other, because I'm pretty sure no one else would put up with all our shenanigans! ~xoxo

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We've been married 20 years and it feels like 20 minutes...

Underwater.
We've been married 20 years and it feels like 20 minutes...

Underwater.


Funny Ecards,  Marriage Jokes In English,  
    
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Im only in this for your cute butt. Obviously. Happy Anniversary!
Im only in this for your cute butt. Obviously. Happy Anniversary!

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I curse the day I met you.

And yet you get mad at me for forgetting our anniversary?

Because I am not that bad after all.
I curse the day I met you.

And yet you get mad at me for forgetting our anniversary?

Because I am not that bad after all.


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I vow to love you even when you're 45 and still play Xbox.
I vow to love you even when you're 45 and still play Xbox.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Love Quotes For Him,  
    
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Happy anniversary.

I suppose we better have sex
Happy anniversary.

I suppose we better have sex


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I'm awesome.

You're welcome.

Happy Anniversary to the luckiest guy
I'm awesome.

You're welcome.

Happy Anniversary to the luckiest guy


Funny Quotes,  Funny Wife Quotes,  
    
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If you get a "Happy 3 day anniversary" text

Run. Just run...
If you get a "Happy 3 day anniversary" text

Run. Just run...


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i love you like my hands love your  cheeks
i love you like my hands love your cheeks

Funny Quotes,  Cute Funny Love Quotes,  
    
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Thank you for standing by me all these times...When you got us in trouble. Happy Anniversary!
Thank you for standing by me all these times...When you got us in trouble. Happy Anniversary!

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on our anniversary, lets get drunk enough so we look w we did when we first met
on our anniversary, lets get drunk enough so we look w we did when we first met

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where do you want to go on our anniversary?

some where i have never been to.

i was about to suggest kitchen but that joke has been taken.

haha very funny. i had more like a male strip club in mind.
where do you want to go on our anniversary?

some where i have never been to.

i was about to suggest kitchen but that joke has been taken.

haha very funny. i had more like a male strip club in mind.


Funny Jokes,  Women In Kitchen Jokes,  
    
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Happy Anniversary! So thankful we survived. I'm certain no one else could've put up with your shenanigans, and my swesomeness.
Happy Anniversary! So thankful we survived. I'm certain no one else could've put up with your shenanigans, and my swesomeness.

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Happy Anniversary to the man that puts up with all my crazy.
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Happy Anniversary to the man that puts up with all my crazy.

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