Funny Answers To Questions

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How are you doing?

Just peachy
How are you doing?

Just peachy


Peach Puns,  Funny Fruit Jokes,  
    
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Why won't I give your monthly pain meds to you early?

Because I want you to suffer.
Why won't I give your monthly pain meds to you early?

Because I want you to suffer.


Pharmacist Jokes,  Medicine Jokes,  
    
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What do you call an eel that eats a blow fish?

Dead
What do you call an eel that eats a blow fish?

Dead


Dead Fish Jokes,  Ocean Jokes,  Stupid Meme,  
    
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just w deep is the average ina, actually?

deep enough for a man to lose his use, his car, his dog and half of all his savings and ets...
just w deep is the average ina, actually?

deep enough for a man to lose his use, his car, his dog and half of all his savings and ets...


Funny Jokes,  
    
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w many s do they give?

nun
w many s do they give?

nun


Memes,  
    
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*Applies for a job*

Job: Y do you want to work for us?

Me: bruh I need the money & u need the staff what's the problem
*Applies for a job*

Job: Y do you want to work for us?

Me: bruh I need the money & u need the staff what's the problem


Memes,  Nick Young Meme,  Job Interview Jokes,  
    
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when someone asks "w many people you slept with??"
when someone asks "w many people you slept with??"

Memes,  Dave Chappelle Jokes,  
    
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where do suicide bombers go when they die?

....everywhere!!!!!!!!
where do suicide bombers go when they die?

....everywhere!!!!!!!!


Suicide Bomber Jokes,  Terrorist Jokes,  
    
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What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph...

Because he's not a full essay
What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph...

Because he's not a full essay


Funny Jokes,  Mexican Humor,  
    
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if you kill your clone

is it murder or suicide?

dude calm down its a clone you can make more do if you kill him just make another one
if you kill your clone

is it murder or suicide?

dude calm down its a clone you can make more do if you kill him just make another one


Clone Jokes,  Killer Jokes,  Murder Jokes,  
    
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them: 'what do you believe the biggest problem on the planet is?'

me:

white people
them: 'what do you believe the biggest problem on the planet is?'

me:

white people


Memes,  Black People Jokes That Are Funny,  White Racist Jokes,  
    
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What do you get when you put a tv in a bathtub

Teletubbies
What do you get when you put a tv in a bathtub

Teletubbies


Teletubbies Memes,  Dumb Meme,  
    
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when someone asks why you're drunk in the middle of the afternoon

i'm an adult.
when someone asks why you're drunk in the middle of the afternoon

i'm an adult.


Memes,  Good Adult Jokes,  
    
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"what are your bbies and interests?"

"i like to have sex and i'm interested in big s"
"what are your bbies and interests?"

"i like to have sex and i'm interested in big s"


Memes,  Funny Interview Jokes,  
    
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you want them other  or you want me?

"i" .....just want some head. i don't care which one of y'all do it.
you want them other or you want me?

"i" .....just want some head. i don't care which one of y'all do it.


Funny Jokes,  Aw Hell Naw,  Head Jokes,  
    
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