Funny As Hell Quotes

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i text my ex while shes with her bf so they can fight.. i be like "you look cute today" & i aint seen the in 5 months lol
i text my ex while shes with her bf so they can fight..

i be like "you look cute today" & i aint seen the in 5 months lol

Memes,  Bff Meme,  Texting Memes,  
    
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TLC got your miney like Pebblez got theirs. Cold world.
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TLC got your miney like Pebblez got theirs. Cold world.

Tlc Jokes,  Money Jokes One Liners,  
    
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when you give your dog some of your food & it looks at you and wags its tail before eating,i think that's them saying "my ...thank you"
when you give your dog some of your food & it looks at you and wags its tail before eating,i think that's them saying "my ...thank you"

Funny Jokes,  Funny Dog Quotes,  Dog Jokes Funny,  
    
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when girls start a sentence with "so i was thinking about" - you're ed. whatever tught they had is not going to benefit you in any way
when girls start a sentence with "so i was thinking about" - you're ed. whatever tught they had is not going to benefit you in any way

Funny Quotes,  Funny Dating Quotes,  
    
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if my girl cheat on me imma just her mom, become her new daddy then ground that e
if my girl cheat on me imma just her mom, become her new daddy then ground that e

Funny Quotes,  Funny Cheating Quotes,  Funny Offensive Jokes,  
    
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if you tell me to relax while i'm angry i will stab you in the neck with a knife
if you tell me to relax while i'm angry i will stab you in the neck with a knife

Funny Quotes,  Angry Jokes,  
    
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you smoke crack don't you?!
you smoke crack don't you?!

Memes,  Funny Drug Jokes,  Funny Movie Quotes,  
    
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you want to hide something from a ratchet put it in her kids bookbag she never looks in there
you want to hide something from a ratchet

put it in her kids bookbag she never looks in there

Funny Quotes,  Ratchet Girl Jokes,  Ratchet People,  
    
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I'm like half Jennifer Lopez's age and I look twice her age. I hate her. And I hate myself.
I'm like half Jennifer Lopez's age and I look twice her age. I hate her. And I hate myself.

Funny Jokes,  Aging Humor,  Jennifer Lopez Jokes,  
    
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until a tell me whatever she feels about me to my face she can have a seat in the punk section..
until a tell me whatever she feels about me to my face she can have a seat in the punk section..

Funny Jokes,  Clever Insults,  
    
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a drunk night running around the city looking for strippers and
a drunk night

running around the city looking for strippers and

Memes,  Zach Galifianakis Jokes,  Hangover Jokes One Liners,  Batman Memes,  
    
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so you wish to know what is behind this mask? behind this mask is...... surprise mothera!
so you wish to know what is behind this mask?

behind this mask is......

surprise mothera!

Memes,  Bane Memes,  
    
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everyones out having fun and im just sitting here surprising mother ers
everyones out having fun

and im just sitting here surprising mother ers

Memes,  Top Meme,  
    
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Zip zap zoobadee bing bang? Zoop ziggy porcupine
Zip zap zoobadee bing bang?

Zoop ziggy porcupine

Memes,  Bill Cosby Jokes,  Super Hilarious Jokes  
    
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didnt you wear that same outfit 3 profile pics ago
didnt you wear that same

outfit 3 profile pics ago

Memes,  Hilarious Quotes,  Fb Fails  
    
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