Funny Atheist Quotes

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Everyone's giving up stuff for Lent And I'm just sitting here atheisting
Everyone's giving up stuff for Lent

And I'm just sitting here atheisting

Memes,  Spiderman Desk Meme,  Lent Memes,  
    
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christians- god is telling us to change our ways! muslims- allah has sent mohammed, his messenger! atheists- it's a ing rock, you morons.
christians- god is telling us to change our ways!

muslims- allah has sent mohammed, his messenger!

atheists- it's a ing rock, you morons.

Anti Christian Joke,  Muslim Jokes,  
    
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Ath-Flea-Ist convention What proof do we have there is a dog?
Ath-Flea-Ist convention

What proof do we have there is a dog?

Flea Jokes,  Jokes About Insects,  
    
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What if I told you that being obnoxious about atheism Is just as bad as being obnoxious about Christianity
What if I told you that being obnoxious about atheism

Is just as bad as being obnoxious about Christianity

Memes,  Atheist Humor,  
    
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I'm an Atheist And I despise Ricky Gervais
I'm an Atheist

And I despise Ricky Gervais

Memes,  Confession Bear (theme),  Ricky Gervais Jokes,  
    
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Your God is the best God. In fact, he's the only God. All other Gods are ridiculous, made up rubbish. Not yours though. Yours is real.
Your God is the best God. In fact, he's the only God. All other Gods are ridiculous, made up rubbish. Not yours though. Yours is real.

Funny Quotes,  Ricky Gervais Jokes,  Anti Religious Jokes,  
    
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Praying is hilarious. Surely he knows what you want already? "I just want to hear you say it! Beg! that's better. I'll think about it"
Praying is hilarious.
Surely he knows what you want already?
"I just want to hear you say it! Beg! that's better. I'll think about it"

Funny Quotes,  Ricky Gervais Jokes,  Celebrity Tweets,  
    
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Dear Religion, This week I safely dropped a man from space while you shot a child in the head for wanting to go to school. Yours, Science.
Dear Religion,
This week I safely dropped a man from space while you shot a child in the head for wanting to go to school.
Yours, Science.

Funny Quotes,  Ricky Gervais Jokes,  Anti Religion Jokes,  
    
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Suggesting I hate people with religion because I hate religion is like suggesting I hate people with cancer because I hate cancer. -Ricky Gervais
Suggesting I hate people with religion because I hate religion is like suggesting I hate people with cancer because I hate cancer.

-Ricky Gervais

Memes,  Hate Jokes,  Ricky Gervais Jokes,  
    
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I don't always make fun of religion, but when I do... J/K, I always make fun of religion.
I don't always make fun of religion, but when I do...

J/K,

I always make fun of religion.

Memes,  Anti Religion Jokes,  Ricky Gervais Jokes,  
    
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I liked Ricky Gervais Before finding out he was an Atheist
I liked Ricky Gervais

Before finding out he was an Atheist

Memes,  Hipster Barista (theme),  
    
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"i'm not scared of dying, because i'm an atheist. i won't even know i'm dead. you know why? because i'll be in' dead." -jim jefferies
"i'm not scared of dying, because i'm an atheist. i won't even know i'm dead. you know why? because i'll be in' dead."

-jim jefferies

Memes,  Jim Jefferies Jokes,  
    
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I have to resign. I was offered a better job.
I have to resign.

I was offered a better job.

Memes,  Atheist Jokes,  
    
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Ha ha ha! You believe in God
Ha ha ha!

You believe in God

Memes,  Richard Dawkins Meme,  
    
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Oh, you're tired of my posts about atheism? Why don't you pray for me to stop?
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Bunnies fucking up: Bunnies fucking up your garden? Why don't you pray for them to stop?
Bunnies fucking up: Your garden? Why don't you pray for them to stop?
Oh, you're tired of my posts about atheism?

Why don't you pray for me to stop?

Memes,  Atheist Humor,  
    
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