Funny Autocorrect Texts

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Autocorrect fails are all too common, especially if you're an iPhone user. Sometimes they're minor and others they are absolutely gross. Here you will find screenshots, jokes and memes of funny autocorrect texts. You will see texts like a grandmother saying she is buying crotchless panties for a 6 month old instead of camo pants, someone meaning to ask for a ride from the airport and instead asked their ass to be oiled and an invitation to a poop party just to name a few.

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I mustache you a question

But I'll shave it for later

A little beard told me

So I'll whisker it in your ear

That was autocorrect, but way to go ;)
I mustache you a question

But I'll shave it for later

A little beard told me

So I'll whisker it in your ear

That was autocorrect, but way to go ;)


Beard Puns,  Hair Puns,  
    
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when she asks for a  but autocorrect steps in...
when she asks for a but autocorrect steps in...

Memes,  
    
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When you mean to type 'okay' but you accidentally type 'olay'
When you mean to type 'okay' but you accidentally type 'olay'

Memes,  Mexican Humor,  
    
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Sorry can read your text head is in the way

Liar!!!

Lol

You missed a good BBQ

There is a poop party on the 18 aug

Pool

Cool

I'll put that in the calendar
Sorry can read your text head is in the way

Liar!!!

Lol

You missed a good BBQ

There is a poop party on the 18 aug

Pool

Cool

I'll put that in the calendar


Funny Jokes,  Funny Poop Sayings,  
    
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Jen and I are going skiing Saturday. Wanna go? 

Feel free to inflate your girlfriend and bring her too.

???

Invite! Laughing so hard. ~Sorry~

That was way harsh dude.
Jen and I are going skiing Saturday. Wanna go?

Feel free to inflate your girlfriend and bring her too.

???

Invite! Laughing so hard. ~Sorry~

That was way harsh dude.


Funny Jokes,  Clean Insults,  
    
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i'm looking at your  book. i can't believe you have 827 friends. are you a freaking celebrity?

oh mom. you suld really read ur texts before you send them. facebook is one word.

oh no. i did not do that it was my pne!
i'm looking at your book. i can't believe you have 827 friends. are you a freaking celebrity?

oh mom. you suld really read ur texts before you send them. facebook is one word.

oh no. i did not do that it was my pne!


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Im so fat sooooo

Moo

Noo

Didn't mean to say moo omg my phone auto corrected it
Im so fat sooooo

Moo

Noo

Didn't mean to say moo omg my phone auto corrected it


Funny Jokes,  Fat Insults,  Clean Fat Jokes,  
    
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pe i didn't wake you guys up before!

you didn't we're laying in bed. dad's playing with my .

my asus! my laptop! ha!

w's that person? is that king jong ii?

mom it's britney spears
pe i didn't wake you guys up before!

you didn't we're laying in bed. dad's playing with my .

my asus! my laptop! ha!

w's that person? is that king jong ii?

mom it's britney spears


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Are you coming home tonight?

No. Will you wash all jeans please?

Yeah

I'll be home in the morning before work to shower. None of my jews were clean

Hahahahaha
Are you coming home tonight?

No. Will you wash all jeans please?

Yeah

I'll be home in the morning before work to shower. None of my jews were clean

Hahahahaha


Funny Jokes,  Clean Racist Jokes,  
    
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dad, you have to pick me up from scol at 5:30 tonight, i got detention for eating  in scol.

what have you been doing?!?!

dad i didnt think you would make such a big deal out of it, all of my friends do it, i just got caught.

you are grounded until you are 18!!

omg gum** i swear to god i meant to say gum dad!

oh thank god! see you at 5:30.
dad, you have to pick me up from scol at 5:30 tonight, i got detention for eating in scol.

what have you been doing?!?!

dad i didnt think you would make such a big deal out of it, all of my friends do it, i just got caught.

you are grounded until you are 18!!

omg gum** i swear to god i meant to say gum dad!

oh thank god! see you at 5:30.


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hey my grandpa is in the spital. i pe he gets better :(

i pe he dies :)

why do you want my grandpa to die? and then you smiled about it! are you some kind of evil villian?

i meant does! i pe he does get better!
hey my grandpa is in the spital. i pe he gets better :(

i pe he dies :)

why do you want my grandpa to die? and then you smiled about it! are you some kind of evil villian?

i meant does! i pe he does get better!


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are you cooking tonight? because my s hungry

omg nnnnoooooo!!!! because ill be hungry!!!!!!

i can't feed that!!!!

omg i'm so sorry!!!!! that is embarring

me too i had to read it !!

im sorry god at least that wasn't to dad oh lord

gonna try to make spaghetti if i can get a few things
are you cooking tonight? because my s hungry

omg nnnnoooooo!!!! because ill be hungry!!!!!!

i can't feed that!!!!

omg i'm so sorry!!!!! that is embarring

me too i had to read it !!

im sorry god at least that wasn't to dad oh lord

gonna try to make spaghetti if i can get a few things


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so when i was ing myself in bed last night i was thinking w thankful i am for you :)

what???

tucking*!!!! tucking!!!!

oh my ...my pne is gross. ipne autocorrect fail!

i'm so sorry, i'm mortified...
so when i was ing myself in bed last night i was thinking w thankful i am for you :)

what???

tucking*!!!! tucking!!!!

oh my ...my pne is gross. ipne autocorrect fail!

i'm so sorry, i'm mortified...


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done all of your mework?

nope i've been masturbating. why is it so much fun?

idk son, i had the same problem too when i was younger.

huh, i wonder it was genetics. 

wait, i meant procrastinating.

well, this is awkward.
done all of your mework?

nope i've been masturbating. why is it so much fun?

idk son, i had the same problem too when i was younger.

huh, i wonder it was genetics.

wait, i meant procrastinating.

well, this is awkward.


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what else is going on

nothing much

oh did you hear? grandma has taken up rse  riding.

w is that face

did you draw that? it is scary

oh my god! i meant rse back!
what else is going on

nothing much

oh did you hear? grandma has taken up rse riding.

w is that face

did you draw that? it is scary

oh my god! i meant rse back!


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