Funny Baby Advice

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Walk around with one boob out at all times, even when your father-in-law is present.
Walk around with one boob out at all times, even when your father-in-law is present.

Father In Law Jokes,  
    
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Nipple Jokes,  Breast Feeding Jokes,  Jokes For Mothers,  
    
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Never get mad when pregnant. Your baby will come out looking like the person you are mad at.
Never get mad when pregnant. Your baby will come out looking like the person you are mad at.

Pregnancy Humor,  Funny Quotes For Women,  
    
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Exercising baby

Yes

No
Exercising baby

Yes

No


Funny Exercise Images,  Funny Baby Pics,  
    
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Stand outside a random stall in a public restroom. Every time a stranger poops, jump up and down, clap, and yell, "Good job, Boo Boo!"
Stand outside a random stall in a public restroom. Every time a stranger poops, jump up and down, clap, and yell, "Good job, Boo Boo!"

Funny Parenting Advice,  Restroom Jokes,  
    
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Life really starts after that "new baby" smells wear off.
Life really starts after that "new baby" smells wear off.

New Baby Jokes,  Jokes For Mothers,  
    
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Thanks for your over opinionated and annoying parenting advice.

Said no new mom ever!
Thanks for your over opinionated and annoying parenting advice.

Said no new mom ever!


New Mom Jokes,  Annoying Jokes,  
    
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Just a reminder that when someone says your baby looks like you, they're not saying you have chubby thighs.
Just a reminder that when someone says your baby looks like you, they're not saying you have chubby thighs.

Funny Ecards For Her,  Best Mom Jokes,  
    
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Fun games for baby

Good

Bad
Fun games for baby

Good

Bad


Chess Jokes,  Very Funny Image,  
    
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start carrying a water bottle so that when your breast milk unexpectedly lets down, you can splash your wle chest with water and pretend you just finished a really great workout and are not, in fact, turning into a human geyser.
start carrying a water bottle so that when your breast milk unexpectedly lets down, you can splash your wle chest with water and pretend you just finished a really great workout and are not, in fact, turning into a human geyser.

Breast Feeding Jokes,  Milk Jokes,  
    
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Having trouble with your kids? Ask a new mom, they know everything.
Having trouble with your kids? Ask a new mom, they know everything.

New Mom Jokes,  Funny Parenting Quotes,  
    
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you're going to be a great milf.
you're going to be a great milf.

Milf Jokes,  Congratulations Ecards,  
    
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think about this.... you can accidentally make a baby, but you can't accidentally make a pizza....
think about this.... you can accidentally make a baby, but you can't accidentally make a pizza....

Pizza Jokes,  
    
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Brace yourself

The unwanted baby advice is coming
Brace yourself

The unwanted baby advice is coming


Brace Yourselves Meme (theme),  Funny Baby Advice For New Parents,  
    
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Baby advice

Dying to hear it
Baby advice

Dying to hear it


Funny Sarcastic Quotes,  Sarcastic One Liners,  
    
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