Funny Bar Jokes One Liners

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When you start laying out shots on the bar, there are only two kinds of people
When you start laying out shots on the bar, there are only two kinds of people

Memes,  Alcohol Humor,  Frozen Meme,  
    
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When a creepy guy buys you a drink and won't leave you alone for the rest of the night
When a creepy guy buys you a drink and won't leave you alone for the rest of the night

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when you're already drunk and you see your friends walk into the bar
when you're already drunk and you see your friends walk into the bar

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when you find out she has a boyfriend after spending $50 on drinks for her at the bar

why don't you go back to your me on  island?
when you find out she has a boyfriend after spending $50 on drinks for her at the bar

why don't you go back to your me on island?


Memes,  Drinking Jokes One Liners,  Funny Drinking Images,  
    
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Drinks at the bar should be served in capri sun-like pouches, and if you can't get the straw in then they cut you off.
Drinks at the bar should be served in capri sun-like pouches, and if you can't get the straw in then they cut you off.

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if you try and tell the aristocrats joke loudly in a crowded bar

you're gonna have a bad time
if you try and tell the aristocrats joke loudly in a crowded bar

you're gonna have a bad time


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Just another night at the bar
Just another night at the bar

Funny Quotes,  Weight Joke,  
    
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if target had a bar my life would be complete.
if target had a bar my life would be complete.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Bar Quotes,  
    
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you don't buy it you just rent it.


you don't buy it you just rent it.


Demotivational Posters,  Peeing Jokes,  Funny Beer Posters,  
    
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Dissatisfied with the lack of thoroughness in the demolition of the old tavern, he got into the bulldozer himself and razed the bar to a new level.

Bar Jokes,  Bar Puns,  
    
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A bacteria walked into a bar and the bartender said, 'We don't serve bacteria in this place.' The bacteria said, 'But I work here, I'm staph.'

Bar Jokes,  Best Pun Jokes  
    
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A retired fly walks into a bar...badum tss.

An elderly Asian woman drives into a bar...badum tss.

An Irish bartender never walks out of a bar...badum tss.

A disobedient wife walks into a door...badum tss.


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Some jumper cables walk into the bar. Bartender immediately says "I don't want you guys starting anything in here!!"

Good Bar Jokes,  Best Bar Jokes  
    
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A man walked into a bar and ordered a drink, and the bartender said, "I thought you quit drinking"! Man replies "no I just wanted to cut my drinking in half so I joined A"

Great Bar Jokes,  Alcoholic Jokes  
    
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Do you serve woman at this bar? No sir, you must bring your own.

Great Bar Jokes,  Bar Humor  
    
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