Funny Bar Jokes

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When it's last call and you've struck out all night
When it's last call and you've struck out all night

Memes,  Game Of Thrones Memes,  
    
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Instead of checking IDs at bars, bouncers need to start doing fill-in-the-blank quizzes.

"When the pimp's at the crib ma __"

"When the pigs try to get at you __"

If you can't answer, you're too young to get in.
Instead of checking IDs at bars, bouncers need to start doing fill-in-the-blank quizzes.

"When the pimp's at the crib ma __"

"When the pigs try to get at you __"

If you can't answer, you're too young to get in.


Memes,  Funny Rap Song Lyrics,  
    
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When someone buy your girl a drink and she bring it straight back to you.
When someone buy your girl a drink and she bring it straight back to you.

Memes,  Jokes For Guys,  
    
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[At a bar]

Guy: Did it hurt?

Me: What?

G: When you fell walking in. I saw you fall on your face. Everyone saw.
[At a bar]

Guy: Did it hurt?

Me: What?

G: When you fell walking in. I saw you fall on your face. Everyone saw.


Memes,  Falling Jokes,  
    
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This weekend a bartender wouldn't serve me because I didn't have my ID, so I recited the Fresh Prince theme from memeory and she's like "ok, you're old." and handed me a Jack and Coke.
This weekend a bartender wouldn't serve me because I didn't have my ID, so I recited the Fresh Prince theme from memeory and she's like "ok, you're old." and handed me a Jack and Coke.

Memes,  Story Jokes,  Bartender Jokes,  
    
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Guy: Can we vape in here brah?

Bartender: Look buddy it's 2017, gay people can go wherever they want
Guy: Can we vape in here brah?

Bartender: Look buddy it's 2017, gay people can go wherever they want


Memes,  Vape Memes,  
    
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When you buy a girl a drink and just sit there like a creep until the waiter tells her who it's from
When you buy a girl a drink and just sit there like a creep until the waiter tells her who it's from

Memes,  Club Jokes,  
    
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What drink does Paula Dean order at the bar?

A butter scotch!
What drink does Paula Dean order at the bar?

A butter scotch!


Butter Puns,  Paula Deen Jokes,  
    
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need a motorcycle helmet? 

go to a biker bar. they're conviently left in the parking lot.
need a motorcycle helmet?

go to a biker bar. they're conviently left in the parking lot.


Biker Jokes One Liners,  Malicious Advice Mallard,  
    
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gets up the courage to go to a  bar 

leather daddy night
gets up the courage to go to a bar

leather daddy night


Leather Jokes,  Gay Humor,  
    
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar? 

OH SNaP!
What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!


Hydrogen Jokes,  Sulfur Jokes,  Sodium Jokes,  
    
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st patrick's day

the one day a year, pasty, gingers are hawter than everyone else in the bar!
st patrick's day

the one day a year, pasty, gingers are hawter than everyone else in the bar!


Irish Jokes One Liners,  Funny Ginger Insults,  
    
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scottish bar stool

(for use with kilt only!)
scottish bar stool

(for use with kilt only!)


Offensive Scottish Jokes,  Jokes For Men,  
    
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the "buy me and my friends a st!" starter pack
the "buy me and my friends a st!" starter pack

Memes,  Starter Pack Memes,  Jokes About Girls,  
    
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in dog s, they've only had one.
in dog s, they've only had one.

Funny Pictures,  Funny Dog Joke,  Funny Dog Images With Captions,  
    
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