Funny Bar Quotes

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Me: I'm heading out to the bar with Frank

Wife: What about our children?

Me; Don't be stupid, they're not old enough
Me: I'm heading out to the bar with Frank

Wife: What about our children?

Me; Don't be stupid, they're not old enough


Memes,  Best Husband Wife Jokes,  
    
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I log in facebook to see that everyone is at the bar...

I go to the bar to see that everyone is on facebook.
I log in facebook to see that everyone is at the bar...

I go to the bar to see that everyone is on facebook.


Funny Jokes,  Facebook Funny,  Funny Facebook Quotes,  
    
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i'm fine with you bringing your baby to the bar since you clearly need alcol more than i do.
i'm fine with you bringing your baby to the bar since you clearly need alcol more than i do.

Funny Ecards,  Bar Jokes,  
    
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a priest, a rabbi, and i walk into a bar. the barman says, "is this some kind of joke?"
a priest, a rabbi, and i walk into a bar. the barman says, "is this some kind of joke?"

Funny Jokes,  Best One Liner Jokes,  Man Walks Into A Bar Jokes,  
    
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Hey kid, wanna hear a joke?

Sure Dad!

Two guys walk into a bar....

And say ouch!

Ffffffuuuuuuuu-
Hey kid, wanna hear a joke?

Sure Dad!

Two guys walk into a bar....

And say ouch!

Ffffffuuuuuuuu-


Memes,  Troll Face Text,  Best Dumb Jokes,  
    
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You know where we hang out?

At the Crowbar
You know where we hang out?

At the Crowbar


Funny Jokes,  Stupid Bird Jokes,  
    
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your performance last night was captivating.  sorry the bartender made you climb down.
your performance last night was captivating. sorry the bartender made you climb down.

Funny Ecards,  Bartender Jokes One Liners,  
    
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if target had a bar my life would be complete.
if target had a bar my life would be complete.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Bar Jokes One Liners,  
    
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my 12 step program means parking closer to the bar.
my 12 step program means parking closer to the bar.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Sayings About Alcohol,  
    
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yea im at work right now

but i kinda wanna say  it and go to a bar
yea im at work right now

but i kinda wanna say it and go to a bar


Meme,  Family Guy Meme,  
    
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My favorite winter sport is walking to the nearest warm bar.
My favorite winter sport is walking to the nearest warm bar.

Funny Ecards,  Sports Puns,  Humor And Jokes,  
    
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enters a straight bar 

leaves  bar
enters a straight bar

leaves bar


Funny Gay Sayings,  Ridiculously Photogenic Guy (theme),  Photogenic Guy Meme  
    
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had to wear a winter coat out to the bars.

now i have to ld on to it the wle night.
had to wear a winter coat out to the bars.

now i have to ld on to it the wle night.


Coat Jokes,  First World Problems Meme (theme),  Winter Meme,  
    
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"I'd like to buy you a drink, but I think I can get a better price online, with free shipping."
"I'd like to buy you a drink, but I think I can get a better price online, with free shipping."

Online Shopping Jokes,  Funny Dating Jokes,  
    
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i say we open our own gym and call it "resolutions". we keep the equipment for two weeks then turn the place into a bar.
i say we open our own gym and call it "resolutions". we keep the equipment for two weeks then turn the place into a bar.

Funny Gym Sayings,  New Year Resolutions Jokes  
    
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