Funny Bathroom Sayings

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"I have the shower"
"I have the shower"

Memes,  Shower Humor,  Cartoons Jokes,  
    
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I hate it when people are at your house and ask

"Do you have a bathroom?"

Me: No we pee in the backyard.
I hate it when people are at your house and ask

"Do you have a bathroom?"

Me: No we pee in the backyard.


Memes,  Funny Sarcasm Quotes,  
    
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Thanks for sharing Janet
Thanks for sharing Janet

Memes,  Funny Advertising Quotes,  Toilet Paper Jokes,  
    
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So...what bathroom 

Do I use?
So...what bathroom

Do I use?


Memes,  Gender Jokes,  Game Of Thrones Memes,  
    
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1st NFL player

To be allowed to use either bathroom at a Target
1st NFL player

To be allowed to use either bathroom at a Target


Memes,  Football Disses,  Athlete Jokes,  
    
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when you're in the club toilets, and you hear people outside getting restless saying... 

"wtf, is he taking a ?"
when you're in the club toilets, and you hear people outside getting restless saying...

"wtf, is he taking a ?"


Memes,  Wasting Time Jokes,  
    
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Whenever I poop

I vape, too.
Whenever I poop

I vape, too.


Memes,  Vape Memes,  Poop Jokes One Liners,  
    
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has had more #1's charts

than youve had #1's in the bathroom
has had more #1's charts

than youve had #1's in the bathroom


George Strait Meme,  Music Humor,  Country Music Jokes,  
    
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i  on the quran 

it's better than two ply
i on the quran

it's better than two ply


Quran Jokes,  Osama Bin Laden Jokes,  Toilet Paper Jokes,  
    
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I don't always ask for tp

But when I do it's for my bunghole
I don't always ask for tp

But when I do it's for my bunghole


Memes,  Beavis And Butthead Jokes,  I Dont Always Memes (theme),  
    
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I hate it when the edge of the sink is wet & my shirt gets wet.
I hate it when the edge of the sink is wet & my shirt gets wet.

Funny Quotes,  Bathroom Jokes,  
    
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Don't act like you never waddled across the house to get a new roll of toilet paper with your pants around your ankles.
Don't act like you never waddled across the house to get a new roll of toilet paper with your pants around your ankles.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Poop Sayings,  Toilet Paper Jokes,  
    
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welcome to the mens public restroom 

where everyone leaves their pne number and they suck
welcome to the mens public restroom

where everyone leaves their pne number and they suck


Memes,  Restroom Jokes,  
    
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I was unaware that Satan designed bathrooms
I was unaware that Satan designed bathrooms

Memes,  Fail Memes,  
    
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I don't

"Wipe properly"
I don't

"Wipe properly"


Memes,  Chris Farley Jokes,  
    
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